PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Hasslehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nik Small (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). David Hasslehoff had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Hasslehoff
vs
Small

185 cm
22
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
260 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Schwarzenegger Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, David Hasslehoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Nik Small!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Paul Tew and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Small shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Hasslehoff as he jumps to the side.
Small misses with a jab, cross combination.
No joy there for Small, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A combination from Small does no damage.
Hasslehoff moves out of range of the strikes.
Small throws a series of punches but Hasslehoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasslehoff could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Small fails to land with a series of punches.
Small misses the jab.
A slow jab from Small misses its intended target.
Small throws a right and a left that Hasslehoff avoids nicely.
Small will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Small looks gassed!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Small will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

Hasslehoff gets a takedown into half guard.

Hasslehoff is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Small is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). David Hasslehoff!