PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inappropriate Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and James Smith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Smith has chosen Jocelyn Alice - Jackpot as his entrance music. James Smith will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Boner
vs
Smith

177 cm
26
280 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

198 cm
24
258 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Inappropriate Boner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, James Smith!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Boner moves into range and clinches up with Smith.

Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Smith scores with a jab. Boner acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Boner darts in trying to clinch
and Smith counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Smith connects with a solid leg kick.
Nice shot lands for Boner.
Boner throws a hook but Smith avoids it easily.
Smith lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Boner tests Smith's chin there with a solid looking shot.

It looks like James Smith has been cut.
Boner throws a hook but Smith blocks it.
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Smith is just out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Smith throws a leg kick but Boner sees it coming and moves out of range.

Boner gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Boner tries to throw a body punch but Smith avoids it by throwing Boner back against the cage.
Knees to the body from Boner.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Boner obliges.
Smith looks winded!

Boner breaks from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boner looks to score with a jab to the body but Smith is just out of range.
Boner waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Smith.
Boner throws a lazy right hand but Smith sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Boner keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Boner has closed the distance and engaged Smith in a clinch.
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Smith's ribcage.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner misses with a knee to the head.
Boner lands a good knee to the midsection. Smith won't want to take too many of those.
Boner with a knee to the head.
Boner using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boner landing knees to the body.
Boner lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boner lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Smith takes a knee to the side of the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Boner works on Smith's body with a couple of short punches.
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Smith's ribcage.
Smith managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.
Still in the clinch, Boner scores with a nice short uppercut.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner slowing the pace effectively.
Boner throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Smiths head.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boner.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Smith avoids it.
Smith being controlled against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Boner.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Boner obliges.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Smith doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner connects with a nasty looking knee right to Smith's face.
Knees to the body from Boner.
Boner lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section. Smith lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A knee to the head by Boner.
Boner controlling the action here for a moment.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smith.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Smith tries to throw a body punch but Boner avoids it by throwing Smith back against the cage.
Boner landing knees to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boner misses with a knee strike.
Smith tries to break the clinch but Boner is controlling the position.
Smith on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Inappropriate Boner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on James Smith's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Boner scores with a jab to the body.

Boner has managed to clinch.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
A knee to the head by Boner.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner lands a knee to the body.
Nice body punch from Boner - that landed with a thud.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
Boner stalling.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A knee to the head by Boner.
Boner connects with a knee to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Smith avoids it.
Smith is breathing heavily.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner lands a good knee to the midsection. Smith won't want to take too many of those.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Smith in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Smith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boner scores a nice knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boner.
Smith managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Smith avoids it.
Smith makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
Boner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Boner lands a knee to the body.
Boner is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Boner working Smith over with knees to the body.

Boner breaks the clinch.
Boner seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Inappropriate Boner is winning the standup battle so far.
Boner misses with a lunging right hand
and Smith counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.

Boner rushes Smith and presses him up against the cage.
Smith avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boner.
Inappropriate Boner has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Smith or not.

Boner breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boner smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Smith scores with a three punch combo!

Boner drives through and clinches with Smith against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner working Smith over with knees to the body.

Boner breaks from the clinch.
Boner throws a body punch but Smith moves out of range.
Smith throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Boner is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Smith can do to turn this around?
Boner lands with a hook. Smith tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Boner throws a hook but Smith avoids it easily.

Boner forces Smith back against the cage and clinches.
A body shot lands from Boner.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Boner obliges.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner lands a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boner.
Knees to the body from Boner.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Smith in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Boner leaning against his opponent.

Boner breaks the clinch.
Smith walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Boner checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Smith, as that shot connected.
Boner takes a swing at Smith's ribcage but misses.
Boner darts in trying to clinch
and Smith counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boner looks to land a left hand but Smith moved out of range nicely.
Smith keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boner.
Boner moves forwards but Smith connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Boner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boner is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Inappropriate Boner dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on James Smith's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Smith misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Boner.
Smith throws a leg kick which misses Boner's front leg but catches the back leg as Boner tries to avoid it.

Boner has taken the fight to the clinch.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Smith tries to throw a body punch but Boner avoids it by throwing Smith back against the cage.

Boner's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Smith scoring well with a low kick there.
Smith is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Boner rather than just go for the knockout.
Smith connects with a jab.
Smith on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Smith throws a right hand that Boner ducks under and follows up with a left that Boner also avoids with ease.
Boner missing with a left hand there. Smith was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smith throws a body punch but Boner moves out of range.
Boner misses with a body shot.
Boner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Smith uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boner.

Boner clinches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smith has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smith.
Boner prevents Smith from breaking the clinch.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Smith presses Boner against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Boner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Smith has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Smith misses with a hook to the ribs.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Boner lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Boner misses with a knee to the head.
Boner tries to work over Smith's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Smith.
Boner tries to work over Smith's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
James Smith has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Smith avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Smith is trying to break the clinch but Boner is controlling him.
Smith tries to break free but Boner pushes him back against the cage.
Boner prevents a body shot from Smith.
Smith struggles to land a body shot inside as Boner controls his hands.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Smith's ribcage.
Boner slowing the pace effectively.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Smith avoids it.
Smith blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Smith is trying to break the clinch but Boner is controlling him.
Boner misses with a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Smith avoids the damage to the body.
Smith can't find room to land a body shot as Boner controls the action.
Boner lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Boner is leaning against Smith and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

Boner manages to break the clinch.
Boner looks to throw the jab but Smith is out of range.
Despite the aggression on Smith's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Smith looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boner misses with a shot to the body
and Smith counters with a straight right hand.

Boner gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Boner landing knees to the head.
Boner connects with a knee to the head.
Boner is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Boner creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Smith has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Smith tries to circle away but Boner has him pinned against the cage.
Boner gets through Smith's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Smith is defending well for now.
Boner dodges an elbow strike from Smith.
Boner avoids the elbow strike from Smith, against the cage.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Boner is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Boner.
Boner lands a knee to the head.
Boner with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boner using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Inappropriate Boner showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Boner has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Inappropriate Boner!
A very excited looking Inappropriate Boner made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.