PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Keast Kann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Falwell has chosen Don't Stop Believing as his entrance music. Yahweh Falwell looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Kann
vs
Falwell

178 cm
39
154 lbs
34 - 28 - 1

171 cm
30
144 lbs
1 - 49 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 28 - 1, fighting out of London, Keast Kann!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 49 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Kann fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Falwell sprawls well initially but Kann persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Kann works his way into full mount!
Falwell really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kann. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Falwell is in a horrible position here. Kann smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Kann with the ground and pound from mount.

Falwell is rocked!
Kann has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Kann lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Falwell! Kann sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Falwell and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Keast Kann!
Keast Kann opened up his post fight interview with a scream to camera that he wants a title shot! Whether he deserves the shot will be up to the management of the organization, so I guess he'll have to wait and see.
The defeated Yahweh Falwell had this to say: 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I rolled more instead of praying, I might have learned to defend submissions. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.