PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Herb Slater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Some Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch has chosen Drowning Pool - Bodies as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Slater
vs
Bitch

164 cm
18
161 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

153 cm
18
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Herb Slater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Some Bitch!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slater doesn't manage to clinch there - Bitch circles away.
Bitch wants to clinch but Slater slips to the side
and Slater counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bitch misses with a double jab
and Slater counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bitch lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slater circles away quickly and effectively.
Bitch throws a series of punches but Slater avoids them all with ease.
Slater is looking to counter the offense by Bitch and move into the clinch.
Bitch is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Bitch has eaten all the pies!
Slater keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitch tries to clinch there but Slater circles away.

Slater clinches up with Bitch and pushes him back against the cage.

Bitch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitch fakes the leg kick and cracks Slater in the body.
Bitch will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Slater throws a big counter combination but Bitch scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Bitch misses with a wild combination.
As Bitch backs away, Slater returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slater doesn't manage to clinch there - Bitch circles away.
Bitch walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slater checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

Slater moves into the clinch.
Bitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Slater won't allow it.

Slater pulls guard effortlessly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bitch avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Bitch wants to get up but he can't break Slater's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.

Slater is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Bitch trying to stand up but can't free himself from Slater's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slater controls Bitch momentarily but Bitch frees himself.
Bitch throwing strikes but missing.
Bitch trying to stand up but can't free himself from Slater's guard.
Bitch really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Slater. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Bitch throwing strikes but missing.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bitch sitting in guard here, content to control.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Bitch misses with the combination.
Slater tries to clinch but Bitch is having none of it.
Slater leaves Bitch with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bitch misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.

Slater pushes Bitch up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bitch is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Herb Slater dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Slater tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bitch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitch misses with a looping left.
Slater seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Some Bitch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bitch throws a right and a left that Slater avoids nicely.
Slater tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Herb Slater is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bitch lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Herb Slater has been cut.
Slater tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bitch paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitch unleashes a big counter combination but Slater bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bitch avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitch misses with a takedown attempt - Slater sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Slater rushes Bitch and presses him up against the cage.

Bitch manages to break the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Bitch.
Horrible takedown attempt by Bitch or perhaps it was just good defense by Slater, which made it look bad.
Herb Slater has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Some Bitch.
Bitch tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slater was well out of range. Poor timing from Bitch.
It looked like Slater wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Slater wants to clinch.
Bitch misses with a few strikes there.
It looked like Slater was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Bitch.
Bitch swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It looked like Slater was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitch fails to land with a series of punches.
Slater swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bitch misses with an uppercut

and Slater moves into the clinch.

Bitch pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Slater clinches up against the cage.
Slater tries to pull guard but Bitch forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Bitch lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Slater jumps into guard, dragging Bitch to the mat.

Slater looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Slater is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Slater has his feet on Bitch's thighs here. He's pushed Bitch off and worked for a very quick armbar from the bottom! He's flipped onto his stomach and he's cranking hard on the arm! Bitch screams in pain and taps out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Herb Slater!
Some Bitch spoke after the fight, saying 'Next time,U R mine! I need a beer! I'm buy N the first round! Who is with me?'.