PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kamil Koltun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Griswold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Griswold has chosen NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION as his entrance music. Clark Griswold has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Kamil Koltun's chin.

Koltun
vs
Griswold

198 cm
27
259 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

190 cm
33
285 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Kamil Koltun!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Clark Griswold!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Saam Ante and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Griswold tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Koltun manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Griswold misses with a straight left.
Griswold throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Koltun scores with a nice head shot.
Koltun definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Griswold misses with a looping left.
Griswold pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Koltun lands with a good body shot.
Koltun fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Griswold is out of range.
Griswold throws a head kick that misses
and Koltun counters with a solid body kick.
Nice straight punches there by Koltun. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Koltun.
Koltun keeps the fight on the outside.
Koltun uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Griswold.
Koltun connects with a jab.
Koltun keeps the fight on the outside.

Griswold gets a clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Koltun's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Koltun connects with a single shot there.

It looks like Clark Griswold has been cut.

Koltun drops Griswold with a beautiful combination! Griswold stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Koltun is looking for the KO!
Koltun tries a head kick but it misses.
Griswold throws out a counter right but Koltun avoids it with no problem.
Griswold feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Koltun's calf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koltun avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Koltun has Griswold up against the cage in a clinch.
Koltun has Griswold pushed against the cage.
Griswold swings wildly with an uppercut but Koltun uses good head movement to avoid it.
Griswold working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Koltun dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.

Koltun pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Koltun bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Koltun ducks under a wild hook from Griswold.
Griswold is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Griswold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koltun feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Griswold has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Griswold misses with a hook. Koltun ducked under it nicely.

Koltun drives through and clinches with Griswold against the cage.
Koltun slowing the pace effectively.
Koltun lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Griswold or not.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koltun lands with a left to the head.
Griswold scores with a shoulder strike.
Griswold misses with some punches.
Griswold misses with a short punch on the inside.
Koltun lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Koltun breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Koltun slips a jab from Griswold.
Koltun blocks a head kick by Griswold.
Koltun tries to bum rush Griswold with a series of wild strikes but Griswold uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice body punch from Griswold.
Griswold is looking to clinch but Koltun is avoiding it.
Griswold avoids the body shot from Koltun.
Griswold throws an overhand right that lands on Koltun's shoulder, as Koltun tries to avoid the shot.
Griswold stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Koltun.
Clark Griswold seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Koltun with a nice cross.
Griswold jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Koltun throws a head kick that misses.
A swing and a miss from Griswold.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Koltun lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

Griswold rushes Koltun and presses him up against the cage.
Koltun taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Griswold throws a punch but it's blocked by Koltun.
Koltun makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Koltun breaks from the clinch.
Koltun swinging wildly here.
A solid body kick from Koltun.
Griswold is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Koltun circles away from the clinch attempt.
Griswold just misses with a punch to the body.
Koltun went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Griswold takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

Griswold tries to keep at a distance but Koltun has taken the fight into the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Koltun creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Griswold fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Koltun lands a right hand that snaps the head of Griswold backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Koltun managing to block the knees to the body from Griswold.
Koltun throws a punch but it's blocked by Griswold.
Griswold creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Koltun's defenses.

It looks like Kamil Koltun has been cut.
Koltun lands a left hand.
Griswold prevents a body shot from Koltun.
Griswold misses with a punch on the inside.
Koltun lands with a right to the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Koltun.
Griswold takes a shot to the head.
Koltun blocking some punches.
Griswold taking a breather.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Griswold misses with a knee strike.
Griswold lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Koltun backwards.
Griswold tries a body shot but Koltun blocks it.
Koltun blocks an uppercut.

Koltun manages to break the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kamil Koltun dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Koltun!
Griswold misses with a head kick.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Koltun here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.

Koltun gets tackled into the cage by Griswold. Griswold maintains the clinch.

Koltun breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fight stays on the outside here - Koltun looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Koltun gets a clinch.
Koltun tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Griswold avoids it.
Koltun lands a hook to the side of the head.

Koltun's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Koltun swings for the body but Griswold moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Koltun lands a front kick.
Koltun checks a leg kick nicely.
As Griswold backs away, Koltun returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Koltun lands with an overhand left.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Koltun keeps the fight on the outside.
Griswold misses with an uppercut.
Koltun swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Koltun connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Koltun looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Koltun, as that shot connected.

That has opened up Clark Griswold's cut even more.
Koltun takes a swing at Griswold's ribcage but misses.
Koltun scores with a nice right hand.
Griswold tries a head kick but it misses.
Griswold misses with a lunging right hand
and Koltun connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
An inside leg kick from Griswold misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Griswold misses the target.
Koltun takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Koltun swats away the attempt to clinch by Griswold.
Griswold ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Koltun moves away.
Kamil Koltun is winning the standup battle so far.
Griswold throws a right hand that misses
and Koltun connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Koltun lands an overhand right.
Koltun on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Griswold. Griswold obviously looking to wear him down.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Koltun misses with a wild combination.
Sloppy strikes from Koltun. Those never looked like landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Griswold misses
and Koltun counters with a right hand to the body.

Griswold gets tackled into the cage by Koltun. Koltun maintains the clinch.
Koltun throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Griswolds head.
Koltun blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Griswold swings wildly with an uppercut but Koltun uses good head movement to avoid it.

Koltun breaks the clinch.

Koltun forces Griswold back against the cage and clinches.
Griswold wants to stall.
Koltun takes a shot to the head.
Koltun stalling.
Koltun is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Griswold misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Griswold fails to land.
Koltun keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Griswold's efforts to push away.
A nice left hand lands by Koltun.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Koltun breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Griswold rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Koltun moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A jab from Griswold does it's job there.
The fighters circling - Griswold throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Griswold looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Griswold takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Koltun darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

The cut above Clark Griswold's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Griswold misses with a hook. Koltun ducked under it nicely.
An inside leg kick from Griswold misses.
Griswold misses with a kick to the body.
Koltun is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Griswold can do to turn this around?
Koltun scores with a head kick. Griswold tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Koltun getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Griswold throws an overhand right that lands on Koltun's shoulder, as Koltun tries to avoid the shot.
Griswold misses with an uppercut
and Koltun counters with a straight right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Koltun lands the left hand.

Koltun has closed the distance and engaged Griswold in a clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Koltun.
Koltun blocks an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
The referee is keeping an eye on Koltun - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Koltun makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Clark Griswold's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

Koltun escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Griswold is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Griswold tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Koltun takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Koltun misses with a head kick.
Griswold misses with a hook. Koltun ducked under it nicely.
Griswold swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Koltun gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Koltun blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Koltun.
Koltun effectively controlling the action here.
Still in the clinch, Koltun scores with a nice short uppercut.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kamil Koltun dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Griswold tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Koltun is able to avoid easily.

Koltun instigates a clinch.

Koltun breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Koltun swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A left and a right from Koltun both land. Nice combination.
Griswold throws a nice looking combination but Koltun bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Koltun scores with a three punch combo!
Koltun defending well as Griswold loads up on a big left hand.
Koltun displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Griswold throws out the jab.
Koltun misses with a low kick as Griswold jumps back.
A little jabbing left from Griswold on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Koltun tries a head kick but it misses.
Koltun goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Griswold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Koltun blocks a head kick by Griswold.
Griswold lands a jab to the head.
Griswold throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Koltun lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Griswold.
Griswold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Koltun avoids the head kick by Griswold.
A little feinted left hand from Koltun on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Griswold gets cracked there but stands up to it.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Clark Griswold's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kamil Koltun!
A very excited looking Kamil Koltun made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Clark Griswold stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck this - now will I go home and fuck my thaiwife.'.