PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edward Gamer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Light Diode (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gamer comes to the cage accompanied by krolithika. Diode has chosen Warren G and Nate Dogg - Regulate as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Light Diode struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 187.3lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. On his way into the cage it seems that Edward Gamer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Edward Gamer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Gamer
vs
Diode

188 cm
36
199 lbs
32 - 18 - 0

188 cm
32
207 lbs
21 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

GREEN!160
Spartan Nutrition

Spartan Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Edward Gamer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Light Diode!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Diode.
Gamer slips a jab from Diode.
Diode looks to land a combination but Gamer avoids it well.
An attempted straight right counter from Gamer misses the target.
Gamer throws a leg kick which misses Diode's front leg but catches the back leg as Diode tries to avoid it.
Gamer blocks a head kick by Diode.
Gamer feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Diode throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Diode fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gamer manages to avoid it.
Diode throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gamer avoids the head kick by Diode.
Diode fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Gamer avoids it really well and circles away.
Diode tries a head kick but it misses.
Diode throws a lazy head kick
enabling Gamer to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Light Diode has been cut.
Gamer misses with a low kick.
Diode checks the leg kick.
Diode is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gamer misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gamer takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

It looks like Edward Gamer has been cut.
Diode darts in looking for a takedown but Gamer gets double underhooks and turns Diode into the cage.
Gamer finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Gamer throws a leg kick but Diode checks it.
Diode lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gamer avoids the head kick by Diode.
A looping hook to the body misses from Diode. Gamer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Diode has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Diode cracks a nice hook into Gamer's ribs.
Diode misses with a wild body shot.
Gamer dodges the punch combination from Diode.
Diode misses with a wild combination.
Gamer throws a hook but Diode blocks it.
Gamer throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gamer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Gamer throws a leg kick
letting Diode counter with a right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Diode tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Diode lands a head kick. Gamer smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Diode throws a nice looking combination but Gamer bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gamer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Diode throws a lazy head kick
and Gamer counters with a stiff right hand.
Diode looks to land a combination but Gamer avoids it well.
Diode just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGamer.
Gamer misses with a double jab
and Diode counters with a straight right hand.
Diode cracks Gamer with a right hand to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Gamer.
Gamer was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Diode throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gamer counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Diode misses with a body shot.
Diode chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Gamer can pounce on him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diode throws a head kick but Gamer moves out of range.
Diode moves in looking to clinch but Gamer pushes him off.
Gamer displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Diode throws out the jab.
Diode swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Diode has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Gamer.
Gamer throws a leg kick but Diode sees it coming and checks it nicely.

Diode clinches with his opponent.

Diode breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Gamer throws a low kick but Diode moves out of range easily.
An inside leg kick from Gamer misses.
Diode throws a head kick but Gamer moves out of range.
Gamer throws a head kick that misses.
Gamer throws a leg kick but Diode moved away.
Diode connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diode throws a head kick that misses.
Light Diode seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Diode checks a low kick from Gamer.
Diode only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Gamer feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Diode's calf.
Diode checks a leg kick nicely.
Diode fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Edward Gamer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Light Diode.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diode wants to clinch up but Gamer keeps it at a distance.
It looked like Gamer wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Diode.
Diode looks to clinch
and Gamer counters with a leg kick.
Diode lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Gamer circles away quickly and effectively.
Diode just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromGamer.
Diode takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Diode misses with a wild combination.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gamer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Diode has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Diode and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Light Diode dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Gamer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Diode has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Diode turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Diode throws a head kick that misses.
Gamer with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Gamer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Diode.
Gamer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Gamer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Gamer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Diode. That did some damage!
Diode tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Gamer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Gamer throws a head kick that misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Diode misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Diode throws a left and a right that both miss
and Gamer counters with a stiff right hand.
Gamer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Diode looks to land a combination but Gamer avoids it well.
Gamer looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diode avoids the head kick by Gamer.
Diode lands with a kick to the temple. Gamer shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Diode steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gamer.
Diode connects with a high kick.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Gamer blocks a body shot from Diode.
Gamer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Gamer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Diode's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Diode ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Gamer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Diodes jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Gamer misses with a low kick.
Diode is looking for the big counter here.
Diode misses the jab.
Gamer connects with a crisp jab.
Gamer avoids the head kick by Diode.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diode throws a head kick that misses.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Diode avoids the head kick by Gamer.
Gamer lands a big head kick that sends Diode to the canvas! Gamer follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Edward Gamer!
Edward Gamer decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.