PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sheen
vs
Jones

200 cm
35
266 lbs
32 - 18 - 2

190 cm
26
244 lbs
11 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conquer

Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Jones!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jones tries to land a front kick but Sheen steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sheen throws a body punch but Jones moves out of range.
Jones has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That kick from Jones tenderised Sheen's leg. Sheen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jones dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.
Jones blocks the body kick.
Jones wants to counter the offense by Sheen and move into the clinch position.
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sheen takes a jab right on the kisser.

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
Jones tries to land a leg kick but Sheen saw it coming and moves away.
Sheen with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jones to score with a decent uppercut.
Sheen wants to land a leg kick but Jones is out of range.

Jones moves into the clinch successfully.
Sheen misses with some punches.
Sheen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen misses with some punches.
Jones misses with a body punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Sheen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Sheen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Sheen misses with some punches.

Sheen breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones looks to land a left hand but Sheen moved out of range nicely.
Sheen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jones.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sheen.
Jones lands a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jones scores with a three punch combo!
Sheen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sheen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jones circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones throws a hook but Sheen avoids it easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones throws a head kick that misses.
Sheen walks into a straight right hand from Jones.

Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some bone on bone action there as Sheen checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sheen moves away from the strike by Jones.
Sheen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Jones will feel that in the morning.
Jones on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Sheen just misses with a punch to the body.
Jones throws a head kick that misses
and Sheen counters with a left to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Sheen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen connects with a leg kick. Jones looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Jones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jones misses with a hook.
Sheen connects with a body shot.
Sheen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Sheen scores with a punch to the head.
Jones takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Jones looks winded!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Jones misses
letting Sheen counter with a right hand.
Sheen stalks Jones and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Jones's face. Jones staggers backwards, shaken.

It looks like Jack Jones has been cut.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Jack Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sheen thumps Jones with a low kick.
Jones takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jones on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Jones is just out of range.
Sheen ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sheen's corner calls for a 1-2. Sheen obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Sheen sends Jones crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Sheen is motioning to the referee to let Jones up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Jones is rocked!
Sheen scores with a shot to the body.
Jones is still on wobbly legs! Can Sheen finish him?
Sheen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Sheen is looking to wear down Jones with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Sheen digs a good hook to Jones's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen lands with a hook. Jones tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Sheen lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Jones falls backwards - clearly groggy! Sheen dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Charlie Sheen!
Our winner, Charlie Sheen, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.