PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miike Roshop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roshop has chosen cant tell me nothing as his entrance music. Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl
vs
Roshop

175 cm
18
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

173 cm
19
130 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Miike Roshop!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Dean Styles and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Russian Robot Girl.

Roshop drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Roshop trying to control but Russian Robot Girl is working from the bottom.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Russian Robot Girl looking for a sweep. Not yet Russian Robot Girl, not yet.

Russian Robot Girl is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Roshop with a flurry of punches that miss.
Roshop wants to stand but Russian Robot Girl has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Russian Robot Girl looking for a sweep. Not yet Russian Robot Girl, not yet.
Roshop loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Roshop postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Russian Robot Girl is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Russian Robot Girl tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roshop wants to control from the top but Russian Robot Girl keeps moving.
Roshop won't allow Russian Robot Girl to sweep him here.
Roshop loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Russian Robot Girl is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Russian Robot Girl is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Russian Robot Girl is breathing heavily.
Russian Robot Girl keeping full guard, as Roshop tries to pass.
Roshop won't allow Russian Robot Girl to sweep him here.

Roshop has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Russian Robot Girl to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Roshop is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Russian Robot Girl pulls down on the head and he's put Roshop to sleep! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Stupid Asian Chinese Russian Robot Girl!