PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Inappropriate Boner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Endleman Schubert (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Schubert is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Seve by Tez Cadey. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Boner
vs
Schubert

177 cm
26
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

197 cm
26
273 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Inappropriate Boner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Endleman Schubert!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schubert connects with a solid leg kick.

Boner has managed to clinch.
Schubert has a couple of punches blocked by Boner.

Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boner missing with a left hand there. Schubert was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Boner pushes Schubert up against the cage in a clinch.
Boner stalling.
Boner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Schubert's elbow.
Schubert swings wildly with an uppercut but Boner uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Schubert in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Boner definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Schubert takes a knee to the side of the body.
Schubert looks winded!
Boner crunches a lovely knee into Schubert's ribcage.
Boner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Boner lands a right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schubert.
Schubert has had enough of the clinch but Boner keeps him there for the moment.
Boner goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Boner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boner lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schubert on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Boner misses with a knee strike.
Schubert struggles to land a body shot inside as Boner controls his hands.
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Schubert takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boner lands with a left to the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Boner - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schubert is defending well for now.
Boner working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Schubert in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Boner landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Boner lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Boner obliges.
Boner throws a knee to the head but misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Schubert is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Boner.
Boner scores with a knee to the head.

It looks like Endleman Schubert has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A knee to the head by Boner.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schubert.
Schubert avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schubert is defending well for now.
Schubert can't find room to land a body shot as Boner controls the action.
Boner lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Schubert throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Boners head.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Schubert misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schubert is trying to stall.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Schubert tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Boner smiles and moves away.
Boner is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schubert.
Boner throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boner throws an overhand right that lands on Schubert's shoulder, as Schubert tries to avoid the shot.
A shot to the body from Schubert misses

and Boner counters with a crisp right hand that drops Schubert! Boner lets Schubert back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Schubert looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Boner moves into the clinch successfully.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Schubert's coach down at The Hut - $50 was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Schubert's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Schubert tries to work over Boner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Boner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A right hand to the body from Schubert.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Schubert drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Boner gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
Boner stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.
A short uppercut from Schubert.
Schubert lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Boner or not.
Schubert tries a body shot but Boner blocks it.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Schubert.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner lands a nice knee to the body.
Schubert throws a head punch that misses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schubert tries a body shot but Boner blocks it.
Boner struggles to land a body shot inside as Schubert controls his hands.
Boner tries to throw a body punch but Schubert avoids it by throwing Boner back against the cage.
Schubert misses with a body punch.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.
Schubert tries for a takedown but Boner manages to get underhooks.
Inappropriate Boner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Endleman Schubert.
Boner landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Schubert misses with a body punch.
Boner is working Schubert over against the cage.
Good body shot from Boner.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Schubert takes a knee to the side of the body.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Schubert takes a knee to the side of the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Inappropriate Boner dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Endleman Schubert's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Boner rushes Schubert and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Schubert avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Boner unloads a knee to the mid-section. Schubert lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Schubert managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.
Boner with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Schubert avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Schubert blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Inappropriate Boner has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Schubert tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Boner's elbow.
Boner works on Schubert's body with a couple of short punches.
Boner landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Boner misses with a knee to the head.
Boner misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schubert tries to circle away but Boner has him pinned against the cage.
Schubert misses with a body punch.
Boner keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Schubert's efforts to push away.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schubert.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schubert scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schubert looking to stall.
Schubert is breathing heavily.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Boner.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
Boner scores a nice knee to the body.
Schubert avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.

Boner breaks the clinch.
Nice defenses there by Schubert.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Schubert.
Schubert tries a head kick but it misses.
Schubert throws a head kick but Boner moves out of range.
Boner throws out a powerful jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Boner tries a knee to the head but Schubert blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schubert is defending well for now.
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Schubert in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Boner is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Schubert can do to turn this around?
Boner using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schubert misses with the head strike.
Boner displaying some good clinch control by pressing Schubert up against the cage.
Schubert tries for a takedown. No joy.
Boner works on Schubert's body with a couple of short punches.
Schubert struggles to land a body shot inside as Boner controls his hands.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schubert.

Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Schubert shoots in and drives through. Boner sprawls well.
Inappropriate Boner has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Endleman Schubert.

Boner moves into the clinch successfully.
Boner trying to land knees to the body.
Boner landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Schubert on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but Schubert blocks with his arms.
Knees to the body from Boner.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Boner putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Schubert in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Boner lands a knee to the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Boner.

Boner manages to break the clinch.
Inappropriate Boner is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schubert tests Boner's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A jab from Schubert misses.
Boner throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

Boner forces Schubert back against the cage and clinches.
Schubert misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Schubert is trying to break the clinch but Boner is controlling him.
Schubert misses with some punches.

Boner escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schubert throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Schubert.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schubert avoiding damage as Boner throws knees to the body.
Boner tries to throw a body punch but Schubert avoids it by throwing Boner back against the cage.

Schubert breaks from the clinch.
Boner throws a lazy uppercut
and Schubert counters with a right hand to the body.

Boner darts in and clinches Schubert up against the cage.
Boner tries to work over Schubert's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Schubert on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boner.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Boner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Schubert.
Boner doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Boner breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boner works Schubert's body with a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Boner. Schubert does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boner throws a body punch but Schubert moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Inappropriate Boner dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Endleman Schubert's cut.
That's time! Boner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Boner takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Inappropriate Boner is winning the standup battle so far.

Schubert clinches.
Schubert pushes Boner back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Schubert.
Boner misses with a knee strike.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schubert is defending well for now.
Schubert lands a nice uppercut.
Boner tries to land knees in the clinch but Schubert avoids the damage to the body.
Schubert lands a left hand that snaps the head of Boner backwards.
Schubert is trying to force a seperation but Boner has the dominant position.
Schubert throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Boner is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Schubert is defending well for now.
Schubert lands with a short shot to the head.

Schubert escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Boner looks to throw the jab but Schubert is out of range.
Boner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Boner lands a nice shot that snaps Schubert's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schubert throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schubert cracks the inside of Boner's front leg.
Schubert works Boner's body with a nice hook.
Boner has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Boner there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schubert connects with a high kick.
Boner takes a swing at Schubert's ribcage but misses.
Schubert tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Boner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Schubert thumps Boner with a low kick.
Schubert keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Boner.
Schubert lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schubert. Boner does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schubert tries to clinch there but Boner circles away.
Schubert throws a sloppy head kick and Boner moves out of range easily.
Schubert paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Schubert misses with a head kick.
Boner thows a left - swing and a miss!
Schubert shoots in but no luck this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boner is looking to clinch but Schubert is avoiding it.
Schubert doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Boner moves into range and connects with a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schubert throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Schubert is looking to clinch but Boner is avoiding it.

Boner tries to keep at a distance but Schubert has taken the fight into the clinch.
Schubert wants to stall.
Boner lands a hook that snaps the head of Schubert backwards.
Boner managing to block the knees to the body from Schubert.
Knees in the clinch landing for Boner.
Nice body punch from Boner - that landed with a thud.
Boner lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Boner tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Boner throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Schubert blocks it with crossed arms.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.
Boner lands a knee to the body.
Endleman Schubert has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boner tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Boner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schubert misses with some punches.
Boner throws a knee to the head but misses.
Boner lands a left hand that snaps the head of Schubert backwards.

Schubert breaks the clinch.
Boner throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Schubert lands a body shot.
Schubert lands with a kick to the ribs.

Schubert clinches up with Boner and pushes him back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Schubert.
Boner misses with a knee to the head.
Boner missing with knees to the body.
Boner blocks a body shot from Schubert.
Boner presses Schubert against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Schubert blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Schubert stalling the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schubert on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Schubert throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Schubert looking to slow down the pace here.
Boner with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schubert blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A shot in the inside from Schubert.
A short uppercut from Schubert.
Boner tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Schubert avoids it.
Schubert digs a right hand into Boner's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Boner's gas tank.
Schubert can't find room to land a body shot as Boner controls the action.
Schubert managing to block the knees to the body from Boner.

Schubert breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Boner chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Schubert can pounce on him.
Schubert fails with an attempt to clinch.
Schubert catches Boner with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Boner wants to clinch.

And that's the end of the fight!
Endleman Schubert comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Boner has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 29:28
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 29:28
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Inappropriate Boner!
A relieved looking Inappropriate Boner thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.