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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hugh Jindapants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loki Wojtk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wojtk has chosen Thunderstruck, ACDC as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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225 lbs
7 - 5 - 0 |
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196 cm
26
280 lbs
14 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Good knees
Cardio machine |
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Powerful takedowns
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Hugh Jindapants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Loki Wojtk!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wojtk moves away from the strike by Jindapants.
Jindapants misses with an uppercut.
Wojtk with the counter takedown but Jindapants avoids it easily.
Jindapants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nice shot by Jindapants.
Jindapants throws a jab but it's blocked by Wojtk.
Jindapants tests Wojtk's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wojtk doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jindapants tries to clinch but Wojtk moves away
and Wojtk counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Wojtk missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jindapants tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Jindapants wants to stand but Wojtk is controlling the position.
Wojtk looking to sit in guard and control but Jindapants gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jindapants engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Jindapants has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wojtk blocks a head kick by Jindapants.
Jindapants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
A slow jab from Jindapants misses its intended target.
Wojtk feints the counter takedown.
Jindapants pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It seemed like Wojtk was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jindapants misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Wojtk.
Wojtk feints a counter leg kick.
A jab lands there for Wojtk.
Jindapants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Jindapants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wojtk takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Hugh Jindapants is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jindapants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Wojtk misses with an uppercut. Jindapants saw that one coming.
Wojtk steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jindapants.
Jindapants cracks Wojtk with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jindapants stuffs the takedown.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wojtk avoids the head kick by Jindapants.
And Wojtk tries to counter it with a takedown but Jindapants pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Jindapants throws a jab when Wojtk was well out of range.
Jindapants tries a head kick but it misses.
A big left from Wojtk misses.
Wojtk shoots in looking for a takedown but Jindapants manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Wojtk's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Wojtk moves out of range as Jindapants strikes.
Wojtk digs a good body shot into Jindapants's ribs.
A head kick misses from Jindapants.
Jindapants lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jindapants cracks Wojtk with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Jindapants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jindapants throws a series of punches but Wojtk avoids them all with ease.
Wojtk is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Jindapants is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Jindapants slips a straight right by Wojtk.
Jindapants takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jindapants throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wojtk sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wojtk flicks out a counter leg kick but Jindapants steps away.
Jindapants looks to land a left hand but Wojtk moved out of range nicely.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wojtk keeps the fight on the outside.
Jindapants throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jindapants tries a head kick but it misses.
Wojtk attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Wojtk displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jindapants throws out the jab.
Wojtk on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Wojtk jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hugh Jindapants dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Jindapants scores with a jab. Wojtk acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Wojtk motions for Jindapants to come forward. Wojtk throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wojtk takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Jindapants throws a big shot that misses.
Wojtk changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Wojtk takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wojtk misses with a wild body shot.
Jindapants missing with a left hand there. Wojtk was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Wojtk takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Wojtk is rocked!
Wojtk changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wojtk is still on wobbly legs! Can Jindapants finish him?
A looping hook to the body misses from Jindapants. Wojtk does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wojtk seems to have recovered his senses.
Wojtk gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jindapants.
Jindapants lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jindapants tries a head kick but it misses.
Jindapants takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Jindapants is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wojtk can do to turn this around?
Jindapants is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Wojtk hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hugh Jindapants!
A victorious Hugh Jindapants thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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