PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Bob Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ipad Apple (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bob Parker is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Parker
vs
Apple

168 cm
28
145 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

150 cm
36
130 lbs
4 - 26 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ipad Apple!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, George Francis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Apple shoots in for a double leg but Parker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Apple drops his hands momentarily and Parker takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Parker shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Apple napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Apple tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Apple tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Parker breaks from Apple's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Apple is looking to improve his position but Parker isn't that keen on the idea.
Parker scores with a couple of good head shots there.

It looks like Ipad Apple has been cut.
Parker will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Parker lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Apple hang on?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Apple can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Parker punishing his opponent with strikes.
Parker lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

Apple is rocked!
Parker lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Apple hang on?
Apple is still in real trouble! Can Parker finish him?
Parker postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Apple badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Parker around the waist but Parker pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Parker is the winner by TKO! Parker jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bob Parker!
Our winner, Bob Parker, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.