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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joaquim Maria (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Maria has chosen Kronos - Bloodtower as his entrance music. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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237 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
38 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joaquim Maria!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sheen throws a hook to the side of Maria's head but Maria sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sheen throws a head kick that misses.
Maria throws a fast counter high kick but Sheen manages to duck under it in time.
Sheen missing with a left hand there. Maria was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Maria lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Sheen feints and then cracks Maria's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Maria down.
Nice sprawl there from Maria as Sheen shoots in.
Maria looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Sheen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Maria looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Maria throws a fast counter high kick but Sheen manages to duck under it in time.
Sheen throws the left hand but Maria avoids the punch easily.
Maria counters with a body kick.
Sheen lands a two punch combo.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Maria as Sheen shoots in.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Maria does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sheen with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Sheen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Maria.
Sheen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maria sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maria unleashes a big counter combination but Sheen bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Maria avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Sheen with a poor takedown
and Maria counters with a two punch combo.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Charlie Sheen. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sheen misses with a wild body shot.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Maria is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maria gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Sheen.
Sheen throws a lazy uppercut
and Maria counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Sheen throws a big shot that misses.
Sheen misses with an uppercut
enabling Maria to counter with a crisp jab.
It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sheen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Maria sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Maria lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Sheen changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen lands a big head kick that sends Maria tumbling to the mat! Sheen takes a step backwards and waves Maria back to his feet - he wants the finish!
It looks like Joaquim Maria has been cut.
Sheen throws the left hand but Maria avoids the punch easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Sheen - that will leave a mark!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Marias jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sheen swings widly with a right hand
and Maria counters with a head kick.
Maria keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Maria is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Maria takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nice straight punches there by Sheen. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sheen.
A jab from Sheen misses.
Sheen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Maria is out of range and Sheen settles back down.
Sheen throws a jab when Maria was well out of range.
Maria looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maria was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Maria counters with a body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Maria takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Sheen throws a body shot but no joy.
Maria throws out a counter right but Sheen avoids it with no problem.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sheen throws the left hand but Maria avoids the punch easily.
Sheen lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Maria takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maria was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Sheen tries for a takedown but Maria circles away easily
and Maria counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Sheen takes a swing at Maria's ribcage but misses.
Sheen throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Maria connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sheen throws an off balance right hand
and Maria counters with a left and a right that stings Sheen.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maria.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sheen lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Maria has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Maria and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Maria is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Sheen dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sheen. Maria does a little dance to reset his feet.
A left lands for Sheen.
Sheen waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Maria.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen cracks Maria with an open hand slap.
Sheen scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Maria displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sheen throws out the jab.
Maria moves out of range as Sheen throws a body kick.
Sheen lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Sheen cracks a nice hook into Maria's ribs.
Maria has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Maria defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
Maria looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Sheen lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Sheen.
Maria walks into a jab.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Maria uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sheen.
Maria throws a fast counter high kick but Sheen manages to duck under it in time.
Nice defenses there by Maria.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sheen fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Maria is out of range.
Maria lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Sheen scoring well with a low kick there.
Maria bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sheen throws an overhand right that lands on Maria's shoulder, as Maria tries to avoid the shot.
And Maria responds with a good body kick, but Sheen manages to step out the way in time.
Sheen lands a nice shot to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Maria might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Sheen has got the better of the exchanges.
Maria avoids the body shot from Sheen.
Maria replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Sheen blocks it well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maria defending well as Sheen loads up on a big left hand.
The fighters circling - Sheen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sheen misses with an uppercut
and Maria counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sheen lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sheen does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Maria shapes to counter with a head kick.
Sheen throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sheen will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Charlie Sheen is winning the standup battle so far.
Sheen scores with a jab to the head.
Sheen pivots, looking for a leg kick but Maria is out of range and Sheen settles back down.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen throws the left hand but Maria avoids the punch easily.
Maria is trying to counter with his kicks.
Sheen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maria stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Maria checks the leg kick nicely there.
Sheen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Maria throws a fast counter high kick but Sheen manages to duck under it in time.
Sheen misses with a looping left.
Sheen throws a looping overhand right but Maria ducks down to avoid it.
Maria ducks under a wild hook from Sheen.
A jab from Sheen misses.
Maria raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Charlie Sheen dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! And we move into the final round!
A big right from Sheen misses.
Maria shapes to counter with a head kick.
Maria takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Maria takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sheen swings away with a body shot that misses
and Maria counters with a nice body kick.
Sheen jabs at Maria's body.
Sheen scores with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheen takes a swing at Maria's ribcage but misses.
Sheen throws a hook to the side of Maria's head but Maria sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Maria throws out a counter right but Sheen avoids it with no problem.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen misses with an uppercut.
Sheen misses with a body shot.
Maria is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Sheen uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Maria has time to react.
Sheen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Maria throws a big counter head kick but Sheen avoids it with no problem.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maria looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Sheen cracks a nice hook into Maria's ribs.
Sheen looks to score with a jab to the body but Maria is just out of range.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maria manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Maria counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
A bone on bone clash there as Maria blocks the leg kick.
Maria slips under a jab.
Sheen throws a body punch but Maria moves out of range.
Despite the aggression on Maria's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Sheen throws a right and a left that Maria avoids nicely.
Sheen swings for the body but Maria moves out of range.
Sheen misses the shot to the body.
Maria swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Sheen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Maria.
Maria counters with a body kick.
Sheen connects with a looping right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Sheen, as that shot connected.
Maria displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Sheen.
Maria is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Sheen misses with a shot to the body
and Maria counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Charlie Sheen's cut is getting worse.
Sheen throws a looping overhand right but Maria ducks down to avoid it.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Maria manages to avoid it.
Despite the aggression on Maria's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Maria bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sheen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sheen displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Sheen throws a right hand that misses
and Maria counters with a head kick. That will keep Sheen thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Sheen misses with a hook
and Maria counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sheen pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sheen misses with a right hand
and Maria counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen connects with the punch.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sheen.
Sheen misses the body punch
and Maria counters with a nice body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Charlie Sheen showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sheen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight for Charlie Sheen!
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight for Charlie Sheen!
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight for Charlie Sheen!
Charlie Sheen wins by unanimous decision!
A victorious Charlie Sheen thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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