PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Giuseppe Maldini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maldini comes to the cage accompanied by Just one cornetto. Doofenshmirtz is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Maldini
vs
Doofenshmirtz

210 cm
31
275 lbs
20 - 14 - 1

187 cm
32
231 lbs
23 - 18 - 0

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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Giuseppe Maldini!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maldini throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
We've been told by Maldini's head coaches at FORBIDDEN VIOLENCE WARRIORS that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Maldini.
Maldini shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a big shot that misses.
Maldini swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Maldini throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Maldini tries to clinch but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick, looking for Maldini's leg but Maldini calmly moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Maldini.
Doofenshmirtz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Maldini seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Doofenshmirtz jabs Maldini to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice hook to Maldini's body. Maldini takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maldini checks a low kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Left hook, right uppercut from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Maldini wants to clinch up but Doofenshmirtz keeps it at a distance.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a shot to the body

and Maldini counters by moving into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Doofenshmirtz throws a series of punches but Maldini avoids them all with ease.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
A head kick misses from Maldini.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Maldini ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doofenshmirtz moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Doofenshmirtz pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Maldini lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Heinz Doofenshmirtz has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Maldini's ribcage but misses.

Maldini lands a big head kick that sends Doofenshmirtz tumbling to the mat! Maldini takes a step backwards and waves Doofenshmirtz back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Maldini misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
Maldini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Maldini throws a quick counter kick to the body but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Doofenshmirtz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Doofenshmirtz, right into the meat.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but Maldini moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maldini takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick that misses.
Maldini misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Maldini throws a quick counter kick to the body but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz throws the left hand but Maldini avoids the punch easily.
Maldini misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Maldini moves away.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Maldini was well out of range. Poor timing from Doofenshmirtz.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Maldini down.
Maldini takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz swinging wildly here.
Doofenshmirtz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Maldini rather than just go for the knockout.
Maldini throws a head kick that half lands.
Doofenshmirtz lets loose with a powerful body kick. Maldini will feel that in the morning.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Maldini avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Maldini.
Maldini lands with an overhand left.
Maldini misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Maldini takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Doofenshmirtz thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a straight right. Maldini didn't see that one coming.
Maldini takes one to the chin there.
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Maldini's ribcage but misses.
Maldini motions for Doofenshmirtz to come forward. Maldini throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Maldini tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doofenshmirtz swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a head kick by Maldini.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a kick to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
As Doofenshmirtz looks to move away, Maldini throws a big counter combo bu Doofenshmirtz just gets out of the way.
Maldini tries to clinch up.
Maldini has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maldini throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.

Maldini gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Maldini misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Doofenshmirtz.
Maldini swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Doofenshmirtz missing with knees to the body.
Maldini takes a shot to the head.
Doofenshmirtz throws a punch but it's blocked by Maldini.
Doofenshmirtz landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Doofenshmirtz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Doofenshmirtz obliges.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doofenshmirtz. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Maldini lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to break the clinch but Maldini has him pressed against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land knees in the clinch but Maldini avoids the damage to the body.
Maldini lands a left hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz throws a punch but it's blocked by Maldini.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Maldini backwards.
Doofenshmirtz lands a body punch.

Doofenshmirtz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Maldini chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doofenshmirtz can pounce on him.
Maldini walks into a left hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Doofenshmirtz lands the left hand.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice strike.
Maldini tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doofenshmirtz works the jab nicely.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doofenshmirtz rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Maldini moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maldini avoids a kick to the body.
Doofenshmirtz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Doofenshmirtz lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Maldini backs up against the cage.
Maldini throws a head kick that misses.
Maldini tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Maldini throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
As Maldini backs off Doofenshmirtz throws a huge counter combo but Maldini manages to avoid it all.
Maldini uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doofenshmirtz.
Maldini misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice outside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Maldini.
Maldini misses with a body kick.
Maldini is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a leg kick.
Maldini throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Maldini counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Maldini.
Maldini throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from Doofenshmirtz.
A head punch on the inside from Doofenshmirtz fails to land.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Maldini lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Maldini lands a left hand.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Maldini lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to force a seperation but Maldini has the dominant position.
Maldini scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Maldini manages to break the clinch.
Maldini misses with a head kick.
Maldini takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Heinz Doofenshmirtz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Maldini has time to react.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Maldini to counter with a crisp jab.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Maldini throws a quick counter head kick but Doofenshmirtz was just out of range.
Maldini throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Maldini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Maldini throws a sloppy head kick and Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Maldini throws a head kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Maldini misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Maldini moves out of range easily.
Maldini throws a big counter combination but Doofenshmirtz scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a jab to the body but Maldini is just out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a series of punches but Maldini moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Maldini darts in trying to clinch
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
and Doofenshmirtz counters with a series of strikes. Maldini will be more careful next time no doubt.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Maldini takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a nice body kick.
Maldini moves out of range as Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doofenshmirtz throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Maldini.
Maldini swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz defending well as Maldini loads up on a big left hand.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping left.

Maldini takes the fight into the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz wants to get back to striking at distance but Maldini won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Maldini scores with a nice hook to the head.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow but it misses.
Maldini lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Doofenshmirtz or not.
Doofenshmirtz wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a punch to the body.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to force a seperation but Maldini has the dominant position.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with an uppercut but Maldini uses good head movement to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz blocking some punches.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Doofenshmirtz.
Maldini lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Maldini on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Maldini blocks the elbow strike.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right hand that snaps the head of Maldini backwards.
Doofenshmirtz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Maldini's elbow.
Giuseppe Maldini has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Maldini avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Maldini blocks it with crossed arms.
Doofenshmirtz prevents a body shot from Maldini.

Doofenshmirtz pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Maldini tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Maldini wants to clinch.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Maldini.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz delivers a nice body kick.
Doofenshmirtz lands a really nice looking cross but Maldini seems unphased.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Doofenshmirtz has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
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