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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mario Luigi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Big Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mario Luigi!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Ren Mimura and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Luigi slips under a jab.
Dick scores with a jab. Luigi acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Luigi tries for a takedown but Dick circles away easily
and Dick makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Luigi throws a head kick but Dick moves out of range.
Dick lands a lovely overhand right.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Luigi is out of range.
Luigi takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dick lands with a nice body punch.
We've been told by Dick's head coaches at Body Pain_12elite_599$+VM that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Luigi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Dick. Dick obviously looking to wear him down.
Dick lunges at Luigi with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Luigi's hand.
Big Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Luigi gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Dick.
Dick lands a really nice looking cross but Luigi seems unphased.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dick slaps away a takedown attempt from Luigi, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dick is looking to counter the offense by Luigi and move into the clinch.
Luigi misses with a takedown attempt - Dick sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dick is looking to counter the offense by Luigi and move into the clinch.
Big Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mario Luigi.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Luigi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dick to score with a decent uppercut.
Dick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Luigi stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dick rushes Luigi and presses him up against the cage.
Nice elbow from Dick.
It looks like Mario Luigi has been cut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Dick.
A short left from Dick.
Dick lands with a left to the head.
Luigi tries to break free but Dick pushes him back against the cage.
Luigi can't find room to land a body shot as Dick controls the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luigi tries to pull guard but Dick won't allow it.
Dick avoiding damage.
Luigi is looking for a takedown.
Dick stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dick looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Luigi tries for a takedown but Dick manages to get underhooks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Luigi tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dick avoids it.
Dick misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luigi can't break the clinch.
Dick has a couple of punches blocked by Luigi.
Luigi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick lands a right hand.
Luigi tries to land knees in the clinch but Dick avoids the damage to the body.
Dick working aggressively here.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick.
Luigi wants to break free but Dick has control.
Dick prevents the takedown attempt.
Dick keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Luigi's efforts to push away.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Luigi backwards.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luigi wants to break free but Dick has control.
Luigi misses with a punch on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Luigi's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The referee calls for Luigi to work.
Luigi is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dick is defending well.
Luigi swings wildly with an uppercut but Dick uses good head movement to avoid it.
Luigi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A bit of stalling here from Dick.
Dick tries to land a knee to the head but Luigi blocks with his arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mario Luigi's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Luigi dives in for a single leg takedown but Dick sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Dick looks to score with a jab to the body but Luigi is just out of range.
Luigi throws a counter combo.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Dick fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Luigi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Luigi misses with a takedown attempt
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab.
Luigi tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
No luck for Luigi with that takedown attempt.
Big Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mario Luigi.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dick tests Luigi's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dick scores with a decent looking hook.
Dick scores with a crisp jab that stopped Luigi in his tracks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Luigi dives in and grabs Dick's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dick pushes down on Luigi's head and hops out.
Luigi throws a push kick but Dick slaps the foot to one side.
Luigi is trying hard to land a takedown here. Dick sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Luigi tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick throws out a loose jab but Luigi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dick lands with an uppercut that bounces Luigi off the cage and back into range.
Luigi connects with the punch.
Luigi shoots in but no luck this time.
Mario Luigi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dick scores with a shot to the body.
Dick misses with a body shot.
Dick lands with a shot to the body.
Dick avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A shot to the liver by Dick. Beautiful body shot.
Dick scores with a jab.
Luigi tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Big Dick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Luigi walks into a jab.
Dick is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dick is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Luigi can do to turn this around?
Luigi has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Luigi looks for a takedown but Dick sprawls well.
Luigi shoots for a double leg takedown but Dick sprawls well. He's pushed Luigi's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Dick lands with a good body shot.
Dick scores with a crisp jab that stopped Luigi in his tracks.
Dick scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Luigi has his takedown stuffed
and Dick connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dick goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Dick lands the left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Luigi uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dick.
Dick misses with a body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Dick.
Luigi doesn't manage to clinch there - Dick circles away.
Luigi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Big Dick is winning the standup battle so far.
Luigi walks into a stiff left hand from Dick.
Luigi misses with a takedown
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick connects with a leg kick. Luigi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Luigi walks into a jab.
Luigi misses with a takedown attempt
and Dick moves into the clinch.
Dick lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Luigi backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick lands a hook that snaps the head of Luigi backwards.
A short right from Dick.
Luigi is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Luigi's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dick just misses with a punch to the body.
Luigi misses with a takedown attempt
and Dick cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Luigi with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Dick to counter with a crisp jab.
Dick fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Luigi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Big Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mario Luigi's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Luigi on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Dick lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Luigi at a distance.
Dick keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dick works Luigi's body with a nice hook.
Dick connects with a leg kick. Luigi looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Luigi wants to clinch up but Dick keeps it at a distance.
Luigi throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A solid leg kick lands there for Dick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Luigi takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dick has closed the distance and engaged Luigi in a clinch.
Dick doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dick throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Luigis head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tries to land a knee to the head but Luigi blocks with his arms.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dick.
Luigi is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Dick misses with a hook from the clinch.
Luigi is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Dick is defending well.
Luigi blocking some punches.
Luigi is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Dick is defending well for now.
Luigi trying to stall but Dick improves his position.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Luigi or not.
Luigi's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dick can't find room to land a body shot as Luigi controls the action.
Dick connects with a knee to the head.
Dick lands an uppercut.
Luigi trying to stall but Dick improves his position.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Dick looking to throw knees to the head but Luigi is blocking nicely.
Dick swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Luigi changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Dick fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Big Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mario Luigi.
Luigi is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick throws a body shot but no joy.
Luigi looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dick is fending him off so far but Luigi persists. Nope, Dick circles away and we're back to standing.
Dick ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dick leaves Luigi with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Dick wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
A punch lands to the side of Luigi 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dick misses with a wild combination.
Luigi is looking to clinch.
Dick lands a really nice looking cross but Luigi seems unphased.
Luigi wants to clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luigi takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Big Dick is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Luigi with a poor takedown
and Dick counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Luigi looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A little feinted left hand from Dick on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dick bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Luigi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dick paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dick's corner calls for a 1-2. Dick obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Luigi fails with an attempt to clinch.
Luigi is trying desperately to land a takedown but Dick is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Luigi.
Dick swats away the attempt to clinch by Luigi.
And that's the end of the fight!
Big Dick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Dick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 30:25
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 30:25
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Big Dick!
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