PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Farty McFart Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and tony shahing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McFart Pants's entrance music is Kickstart My Heart- Motley Crue. A fine choice. Farty McFart Pants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

McFart Pants
vs
shahing

195 cm
21
205 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

186 cm
22
220 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Farty McFart Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, tony shahing!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Joseph Jones and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
shahing throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McFart Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McFart Pants plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
shahing takes a swing at McFart Pants's ribcage but misses.
Nice sprawl there from shahing as McFart Pants shoots in.
McFart Pants avoids a punch combination nicely.
McFart Pants wants to clinch up but shahing keeps it at a distance.
McFart Pants closes this distance looking for a takedown but shahing circles away.
shahing fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
McFart Pants is looking to clinch.
shahing scores with a one two! McFart Pants had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
McFart Pants wants to clinch up but shahing keeps it at a distance.
shahing attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McFart Pants lands a nice leg kick that just misses shahing's sensitive parts.

McFart Pants instigates a clinch.

shahing has hold of one of McFart Pants's legs. McFart Pants is fighting the takedown attempt but shahing gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

shahing stands over his opponent and dives in with a flying punch! McFart Pants throws up his legs and catches shahing in a triangle! Oh this looks tight! shahing tries to escape but he's forced to tap! Wow, fantastic work there by McFart Pants! That came out of nowhere!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Farty McFart Pants!