PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Champ Huge Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Saint Joan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Huge Balls has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Saint Joan acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Huge Balls
vs
Joan

150 cm
18
167 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

170 cm
19
167 lbs
0 - 26 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Champ Huge Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Saint Joan!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Edson Gomes and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.
No joy there for Joan, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Huge Balls tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Joan manages to circle out of the way.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Huge Balls moves into the clinch.
Joan is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge Balls leaning his opponent against the cage.
Joan pressing his opponent against the cage.
Joan stalls.
Joan continues to stall. The referee tells him to work or he's going to break them up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
The referee calls for Joan to work.
Huge Balls taking a breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A bit of stalling here from Huge Balls.
The referee is keeping an eye on Joan - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Joan displaying some good clinch control by pressing Huge Balls up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Saint Joan.
Joan throws a lazy head kick

and Huge Balls counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Huge Balls.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Joan stalling in the clinch.
Huge Balls is stalling here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Huge Balls takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Champ Huge Balls will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Joan lands a left and a right that send Huge Balls crashing to the mat, dazed. Joan thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

It looks like Champ Huge Balls has been cut.

Huge Balls clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joan will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Huge Balls up against the cage.
Joan pressing his opponent against the cage.
The crowd are getting on Joan's back here. They're not happy about his lack of aggression in the clinch.
Our sources have told us that Huge Balls has been working on his elbows in the gym.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge Balls will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Joan up against the cage.
Huge Balls is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Huge Balls for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Joan takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joan just leaning against Huge Balls, taking a breather.
Joan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Saint Joan.

Huge Balls darts in and clinches Joan up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Joan controlling the action here for a moment.
Huge Balls controlling the action here for a moment.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Huge Balls taking a breather.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Saint Joan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Champ Huge Balls's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Joan tries a head kick but it misses.
Saint Joan is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Huge Balls closes the distance and clinches.
Joan displaying some good clinch control by pressing Huge Balls up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Joan is stalling here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Huge Balls displaying some good clinch control by pressing Joan up against the cage.
Huge Balls tries to stall but Joan uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Joan taking a breather.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Huge Balls.
Joan is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Joan pressing his opponent against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Saint Joan.
Joan tries to land a front kick but Huge Balls steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Huge Balls really is a fat lump.
Huge Balls blocks a head kick by Joan.
Huge Balls seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Joan connects with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Huge Balls checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Huge Balls tries to counter by clinching up but Joan breaks away and moves out of range.
Joan tries to work over Huge Balls's front leg with a kick but Huge Balls checks it.
Huge Balls tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Joan manages to circle out of the way.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Huge Balls avoids a punch combination nicely.

And that's the end of the fight!
Saint Joan comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Joan has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Edson Gomes scores the fight 28:29
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Saint Joan!