PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Fuller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bork Lazer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bork Lazer acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Fuller
vs
Lazer

197 cm
20
278 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

225 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jonathan Fuller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bork Lazer!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lazer fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Fuller sprawls well initially but Lazer persists and gets the takedown into half guard.

Lazer is looking for a kimura here.
Lazer is thwarting Fuller's attempts to control the position.
Lazer winds up and cracks Fuller with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Lazer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fuller striking from the bottom.

Lazer is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Fuller might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Fuller is staying active underneath Lazer, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lazer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lazer prevents Fuller from improving his position.
Lazer is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lazer working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Lazer drops an elbow to the side of Fuller's head.
Lazer not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Lazer lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Fuller! More strikes land and this one is all over! Lazer jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bork Lazer!