PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Curtis Wheeler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen. Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Butt
vs
Wheeler

190 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

194 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Curtis Wheeler!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wheeler lands a jab to the nose.

Butt drives through and clinches with Wheeler against the cage.
Wheeler content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Wheeler should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
Butt wants to take the fight to the mat but Wheeler manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Butt.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wheeler.
Wheeler has had enough of the clinch but Butt keeps him there for the moment.
Butt tries for a takedown. No joy.
Butt keeps control of Wheeler as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Butt pulls guard successfully.

Butt looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Wheeler wants to pass the guard but Butt is keeping the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wheeler postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Butt is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Wheeler pushing down on Butt's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Butt on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Butt tries to get out of the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wheeler trying to control from half guard but Butt is working away.
Butt knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Wheeler on the ground.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Butt clinches.
Butt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Butt scores with a nice short uppercut.
Butt lands a body punch in the clinch.
Butt has been working on his balance at ::BLACK LABEL:: Elite - 1875+ Skills, so perhaps that has help him stuff some of the takedown attempts by Wheeler.
Wheeler looks winded!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Butt.
Butt lands a left hand that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
Wheeler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A body shot lands from Butt.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butt presses Wheeler against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Butt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Butt lands a nice shot to the body.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
Butt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
Butt lands with a right to the head.
Butt lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like Curtis Wheeler has been cut.
Butt wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Wheeler has him pressed against the cage.
Butt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Butt works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Butt lands a body punch.

Butt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Butt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wheeler takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butt lands a right hook to the body.

Butt moves into the clinch.
Butt digs a right hand into Wheeler's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Wheeler's gas tank.
Butt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.

Butt breaks from the clinch.

Butt moves into the clinch.
Butt lands a right hand.
Butt throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wheelers head.
A right hook to the body lands for Butt.
Butt lands a shot to the body.
Wheeler prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Enormous Butt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Butt lands a shoulder strike.
Butt lands a hook that snaps the head of Wheeler backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Wheeler smiles and moves away.
Butt with a nice cross.

Wheeler is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wheeler glances at the clock... BAM! Butt nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Wheeler crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Wheeler is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Enormous Butt!
A victorious Enormous Butt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.