PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between default pwn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jaakko Parantainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parantainen has chosen Jaakko kertoo asiaa. as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

pwn
vs
Parantainen

175 cm
20
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

187 cm
19
195 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, default pwn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Jaakko Parantainen!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, Daniel Bishop and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by pwn or perhaps it was just good defense by Parantainen which made him look bad.
pwn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Parantainen but Parantainen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick and pwn moves out of range easily.
pwn throws a lazy head kick
and Parantainen counters with a low kick, right behind pwn 's knee.

Parantainen sets himself and throws a head kick that knocks pwn to the ground! Parantainen dives into full mount looking to finish!

pwn is rocked!
Parantainen tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Oh pwn is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
pwn seems to have got his legs back now.
pwn keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Parantainen looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
pwn keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

Parantainen gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Jaakko Parantainen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
pwn has his takedown stuffed

and Parantainen counters with a series of strikes that sends pwn to the canvas! Parantainen follows down into guard, looking to finish the fight!
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for default pwn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parantainen showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Parantainen preventing the sweep.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
pwn is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Parantainen keeping hold of pwn's head, controlling as best he can.
pwn missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Parantainen is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of pwn's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take pwn's back!
Parantainen is looking to control pwn but pwn is wriggling around and keeping busy.
pwn trying to control the hands but Parantainen breaks the grip.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen controls the action.
pwn trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
pwn trying to get back to his feet but Parantainen is in full control for now.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
pwn trying to control the hands but Parantainen won't let him.
pwn is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Parantainen biding his time, controlling pwn.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Parantainen is looking for a rear naked choke here but pwn reverses the position brilliantly into Parantainen's guard!
Parantainen is trying to control the position but pwn postures up.
pwn wants to stand and escape but instead Parantainen has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Parantainen dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Parantainen misses with a head kick.
Parantainen circles away from the clinch attempt
and Parantainen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
pwn shoots in for a double leg but Parantainen sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
pwn fails in his attempt to clinch.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick
and pwn counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Parantainen thinking.
pwn closes the distance and clinches up with Parantainen, looking for a takedown. pwn pushes Parantainen against the cage but Parantainen circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
pwn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Parantainen counters with a head kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for default pwn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
pwn tries for a takedown but Parantainen circles away easily
and Parantainen counters with a leg kick.
Parantainen throws a head kick that half lands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parantainen misses with a few strikes there.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Parantainen in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
pwn fails with the takedown
and Parantainen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Jaakko Parantainen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Parantainen lands a jab-cross combination.
pwn avoids the head kick by Parantainen.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for pwn. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
pwn looks for a takedown but Parantainen sprawls well.
Parantainen stuffs the takedown attempt from pwn. pwn gets slowly back to his feet.
pwn with a poor takedown
and Parantainen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
pwn looks to clinch
and Parantainen counters with a nice low kick that buckles pwn's knee momentarily.
Parantainen throws a lazy head kick

and pwn moves into the clinch.
pwn jumps guard but Parantainen stands there with pwn around his waist. pwn gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

pwn pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parantainen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
pwn wants to clinch.
Some wild striking there from pwn.
pwn misses with a takedown attempt
and Parantainen counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
pwn darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
pwn misses with a takedown attempt - Parantainen sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Parantainen lands with a shot to the body.
pwn looks to clinch
and Parantainen counters with a good low kick that pwn was not able to check.
pwn shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
pwn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Parantainen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
pwn blocks a head kick by Parantainen.
pwn with a lazy takedown attempt
and Parantainen makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
pwn takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Jaakko Parantainen is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
pwn misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
pwn tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Parantainen fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt pwn.
default pwn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
pwn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Parantainen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
pwn lands with a shot to the body.
Parantainen avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Parantainen throws a lazy head kick
and pwn counters with a flying knee. Nice.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
A swing and a miss from Parantainen.
pwn tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Parantainen swivels and escapes.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick

and pwn counters by moving into the clinch.
pwn is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.

pwn breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
pwn looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
pwn avoids the head kick by Parantainen.
pwn throws a quick inside leg kick.
pwn goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
pwn throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Parantainen swats away the attempt to clinch by pwn.
Parantainen lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jaakko Parantainen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

pwn wants to clinch up but Parantainen keeps it at a distance.
Parantainen scores with a jab to the head.
pwn is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick

and pwn holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Parantainen connects with a knee to the head.
Parantainen tries to break the clinch but pwn is controlling the position.
pwn is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

Parantainen breaks from the clinch.
pwn misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
pwn shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Parantainen but Parantainen pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parantainen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A left and a right from pwn both land. Nice combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parantainen stuffs the takedown attempt from pwn. pwn gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for default pwn. That's going to take a lot out of him.
pwn connects with a solid leg kick.
Parantainen throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
letting pwn counter with a right hand.
Parantainen takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
pwn works over Parantainen's head and body with a nice combination.

pwn scores a takedown into full mount!
pwn can't control as he wanted to and Parantainen manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
pwn is trying to control the action in half guard but Parantainen is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
pwn is looking for the mount but instead finds himself back in full guard.
pwn looking to pass the guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
pwn trying to control but Parantainen is working from the bottom.
pwn tries to stand but Parantainen is controlling from the bottom.
pwn might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A combination from pwn does no damage.
pwn plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Crunch! Parantainen slams his shin into pwn's torso.
pwn wants to clinch up but Parantainen keeps it at a distance.
Parantainen misses with an attempted mid kick.
pwn lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
pwn has his takedown stuffed
and Parantainen counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. pwn is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Parantainen looking to land some kicks to the body here.
pwn dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Parantainen. That did some damage!
pwn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Parantainen counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
pwn looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Parantainen throws a head kick that misses
and pwn counters with a nice kick to the body.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick
and pwn counters with an inside leg kick.
Parantainen throws a sloppy head kick and pwn moves out of range easily.
pwn shoots and misses
and Parantainen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Parantainen tries a head kick but it misses.

pwn scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
I wouldn't like to be where Parantainen is right now.
pwn trying to control the action but Parantainen is working from the bottom.

And that's the end of the fight!
default pwn showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Parantainen has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 28:29
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jaakko Parantainen!