PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between IT Cant Be (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rio Jedan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). IT Cant Be has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Cant Be
vs
Jedan

150 cm
26
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

198 cm
20
255 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, IT Cant Be!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Rio Jedan!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Leandro Rodrigues and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jedan scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Cant Be shoots in but Jedan avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jedan lands a jab to the nose.
Jedan lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Cant Be has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Jedan fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jedan connects with a body shot.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Cant Be.
Jedan clobbers Cant Be with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cant Be with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jedan to score with a decent uppercut.
Jedan scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Nice sprawl there from Jedan as Cant Be shoots in.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for IT Cant Be. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Cant Be shoots in and bounces Jedan off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Cant Be tries to free his leg and advance position but Jedan is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cant Be pushes down on Jedan's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Cant Be wants to pass to mount but Jedan is defending the position.

Cant Be is looking for a kimura here.

Cant Be seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Jedan is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). IT Cant Be!
IT Cant Be decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.