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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tio Malone (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tio Malone!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Andrew Berry and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Malone checks the leg kick.
Malone only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Malone gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Malone avoids the body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick as Malone jumps back.
Doofenshmirtz backing away here, and Malone unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy head kick
and Malone counters with a stiff right hand.
Nice shot by Doofenshmirtz.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Doofenshmirtz.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malone tries to improve position but can't.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the action but Malone is working from the bottom.
Doofenshmirtz in side control, throwing shots but Malone defends.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Doofenshmirtz working away.
Malone might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Doofenshmirtz haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Malone has one of Doofenshmirtz's arms on lockdown, trying to prevent him from doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Malone tries to bench press Doofenshmirtz off him but Doofenshmirtz keeps the position.
Doofenshmirtz working away.
Malone parries the strikes from Doofenshmirtz easily there. Doofenshmirtz is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Malone to escape.
Malone defending against the ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone taking a bit of punishment here - Doofenshmirtz scoring with strikes.
Doofenshmirtz scores with punches from side control.
Malone takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Doofenshmirtz wants to lay and pray for a moment but Malone keeps working.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Malone knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the position but Malone is working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doofenshmirtz working the strikes but Malone uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Malone tries to get to full guard but Doofenshmirtz has control of the leg.
Malone avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz is stalling here. Malone is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Doofenshmirtz seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Malone has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to reverse the position.
Doofenshmirtz is not content to let Malone control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is looking for a sweep.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to control Malone's posture but Malone avoids it.
Doofenshmirtz tries to improve position but can't.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control but Malone postures up.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Malone is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Malone takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Doofenshmirtz is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Malone can do to turn this around?
Doofenshmirtz misses with an uppercut. Malone saw that one coming.
Malone showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Doofenshmirtz.
A nice inside leg kick there by Doofenshmirtz. That's going to slow Malone down.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a front kick aimed at Malone's knee but Malone avoids it well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Malone's body.
Malone throws a looping overhand right but Doofenshmirtz ducks down to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz motions for Malone to come forward. Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doofenshmirtz moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromMalone.
Malone looks to throw the jab but Doofenshmirtz is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a combination that misses
and Malone cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz fails with the takedown
and Malone counters with a straight right hand.
Doofenshmirtz does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Malone throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice sprawl there from Malone as Doofenshmirtz shoots in.
Malone swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick
and Malone counters with a stiff right hand.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Malone in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Malone checks a leg kick.
Malone throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Malone.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Malone is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Doofenshmirtz shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Malone manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Malone is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Malone preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to advance position but Malone has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Malone controlling the position easily from mount.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Doofenshmirtz tries to hold on but Malone postures up.
Malone controlling his opponent.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Doofenshmirtz keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Doofenshmirtz regains half guard.
Doofenshmirtz tries to get to full guard but Malone has control of the leg.
Doofenshmirtz is working hard here to advance position.
Malone is controlling the pace.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to improve his position.
Malone moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Doofenshmirtz.
Malone just content to control the position.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Malone working away.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Tio Malone will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a head kick. Malone tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Doofenshmirtz takes a swing at Malone's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Malone on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Doofenshmirtz ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Malone checks the leg kick.
Malone throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Malone looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Doofenshmirtz pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Malone tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Malone's front leg with a kick but Malone checks it.
Doofenshmirtz with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Malone to score with a decent uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a solid leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Malone checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz thumps Malone with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Malone.
A low kick from Malone misses
letting Doofenshmirtz counter with a right hand.
Malone misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
It looks like Tio Malone has been cut.
Malone checks a leg kick nicely.
Malone throws a fast counter high kick but Doofenshmirtz manages to duck under it in time.
Doofenshmirtz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Malone loads up on a big right hand but Doofenshmirtz slips the punch.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Doofenshmirtz misses
and Malone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Malone checks the leg kick.
Malone cracks Doofenshmirtz with an open hand slap.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz misses with an uppercut
and Malone counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A head kick misses from Doofenshmirtz.
Malone connects with a good right hand that stumbles Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to slow Malone down with leg kicks.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Malone looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick but Malone moves out of range easily.
Malone moves out of range of the leg kick from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz closes the distance and clinches up with Malone, looking for a takedown. Doofenshmirtz pushes Malone against the cage but Malone circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Malone connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Doofenshmirtz scrambles back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Malone scores with a hook.
A clash of legs there as Malone blocks the low kick.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight left.
Malone stuffs the takedown attempt from Doofenshmirtz. Doofenshmirtz gets slowly back to his feet.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
The fighters circle momentarily. Malone darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A leg kick checked by Malone.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Doofenshmirtz looks to score with a jab to the body but Malone is just out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Malone! But no joy.
Doofenshmirtz pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doofenshmirtz tries for a takedown but Malone circles away easily
and Malone makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Heinz Doofenshmirtz. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a high kick.
Malone with a hook.
Malone throws the left hand but Doofenshmirtz avoids the punch easily.
Doofenshmirtz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Malone lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Malone misses with a head kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook but Malone blocks it.
Doofenshmirtz fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Malone checks it well.
Malone looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Malone connects with an inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a body kick
and Malone counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a low kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Heinz Doofenshmirtz.
Well Doofenshmirtz has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:28
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:28
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 29:29
In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
After winning the bout, Heinz Doofenshmirtz thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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