PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Krusty Klown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lyle Alzado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Klown comes to the cage accompanied by Who Da Champion. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Klown
vs
Alzado

185 cm
21
155 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

168 cm
23
151 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Krusty Klown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lyle Alzado!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Lou da Vinci and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Alzado feints and as Klown raises his hands in defense, Alzado changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Alzado stands and throws Klown's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Alzado throws an elbow but Klown slips to the side and avoids it well.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Alzado tries for a kimura but Klown is defending well.
Klown is trying to improve his position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
You can see the frustration on Klown's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

Alzado is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Klown is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Klown really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

Alzado is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Klown has escaped the position, nice work there.
Klown tries to bench press Alzado off him but Alzado keeps the position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Klown fails with the takedown

and Alzado decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Klown's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Klown looking for a guillotine here but Alzado defends easily.

Alzado drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Alzado jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Alzado stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Klown swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Klown throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Klown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Klown working a defensive guard here.

Klown working for a triangle but Alzado defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Klown has momentary wrist control but Alzado slips an elbow through the middle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Alzado drops back looking for a leg! Klown is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Klown manages to kick Alzado off! Alzado jumps back into Klown's guard.
Alzado trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Klown has thrown up a leg looking for a triangle. Alzado doesn't defend quickly enough and Klown has managed to lock this one up! Can Alzado escape?! NO! He's tapping out! Damn, that was a quick submission - congrats to Klown on a fantastic submission victory.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Krusty Klown!