PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nukem kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Head Crusher by Megadeth. Sprinkle has chosen Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Nukem
vs
Sprinkle

200 cm
21
275 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

198 cm
23
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Forbidden Apple

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke Nukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Dean Styles and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nukem lands a head kick!

It looks like Sprinkle Sprinkle has been cut.
Sprinkle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sprinkle throws a front kick aimed at Nukem's knee but Nukem avoids it well.
Nukem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Sprinkle thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nukem avoids a punch combination nicely.
Sprinkle looks to land a body kick but Nukem moved away.
Sprinkle moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Nukem takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nukem ducks under a wild hook from Sprinkle.
Sprinkle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Nukem sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nukem avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Nukem has taken the fight to the clinch.
Nukem stalling.

Sprinkle's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sprinkle scores with a hook to the body. Nukem takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Nukem is breathing heavily.
A head kick from Nukem lands but Sprinkle takes it in his stride.
Sprinkle takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Nukem fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sprinkle throws a jab when Nukem was well out of range.
Sprinkle catches Nukem with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Nukem keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sprinkle.
Sprinkle throws a right and a left that Nukem avoids nicely.
Sprinkle misses with a hook. Nukem ducked under it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem avoids the head kick by Sprinkle.
Sprinkle throws an overhand right that lands on Nukem's shoulder, as Nukem tries to avoid the shot.
Sprinkle misses with a body shot.
Nice body punch from Sprinkle.
Sprinkle Sprinkle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sprinkle misses with a series of wild punches.
Sprinkle takes a swing at Nukem's ribcage but misses.
Sprinkle connects with a jab.
Sprinkle looks to land a combination but Nukem avoids it well.
Sprinkle with a nice cross.
Nukem moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nukem avoids the body shot from Sprinkle.
The fighters circling - Sprinkle throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sprinkle's corner calls for a 1-2. Sprinkle obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Sprinkle thuds his right hand into Nukem's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Sprinkle throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Nukem on the side of the head.

Duke Nukem's cut is getting worse.
Sprinkle connects with a solid leg kick.
Sprinkle keeps Nukem at a distance using the push kick.
Sprinkle misses with a double jab.
Nukem walks into a straight right hand from Sprinkle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle tests Nukem's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nukem uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sprinkle.
Sprinkle lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nukem circles away quickly and effectively.
Sprinkle lands with a shot to the body.
Sprinkle keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nukem ducks under a wild hook from Sprinkle.
Nukem wants to clinch.
Sprinkle misses with a body shot.
Sprinkle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sprinkle lands a nice shot that snaps Nukem's head back.

Duke Nukem's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Nukem - that will leave a mark!
A jab from Sprinkle misses.
Nukem checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Sprinkle darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nukem lands with an overhand left.
Nukem is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Sprinkle with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nukem blocks a jab.
Nukem swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nukem blocks a jab.
Nukem takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Nukem takes one on the button.

Jeez, Duke Nukem's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Sprinkle misses with a series of wild punches.
Sprinkle thumps Nukem with a low kick.
Sprinkle will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A solid leg kick lands there for Sprinkle.
Sprinkle connects with a looping right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nukem ducks under a wild hook from Sprinkle.
Sprinkle rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nukem moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sprinkle feints and then cracks Nukem's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Nukem down.
Sprinkle scores with a nice right hand.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Duke Nukem's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Sprinkle Sprinkle!