PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Conway Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Mitchell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Titties
vs
Mitchell

175 cm
19
185 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

193 cm
19
200 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Conway Titties!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Craig Mitchell!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Paulsen Ambrosius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties lands with an overhand left.
Mitchell is trying hard to land a takedown here. Titties sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Titties is looking for a counter combo.
Mitchell tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Titties swivels and escapes.
Mitchell shoots in but Titties avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Conway Titties has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Craig Mitchell.
Mitchell on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Mitchell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Titties lands with a nice body punch.
Titties swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mitchell shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Titties but Titties pushes him off and we're back to square one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mitchell shoots in for a double leg but Titties sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Titties definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Titties lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mitchell backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Mitchell is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Titties is defending well for now.
A nice right hand lands inside from Titties.
Mitchell jumps guard but Titties stands there with Mitchell around his waist. Mitchell gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Titties lands an elbow just above Mitchell 's eye.

It looks like Craig Mitchell has been cut.
Titties is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Titties lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mitchell takes a shot to the head.
A body shot lands from Titties.
Titties lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Titties lands with a light punch inside.

Titties manages to break the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mitchell throws a head kick but Titties moves out of range.
Titties scores with a nice strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Titties lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Mitchell is rocked!

Titties sends Mitchell crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Titties is motioning to the referee to let Mitchell up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Mitchell is still on wobbly legs! Can Titties finish him?
Titties is looking to chop away at Mitchell's legs.
Titties feints a kick and comes over the top with a right hand, followed by a left hook - both land, sending Mitchell crashing to the mat! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Conway Titties!
A very excited looking Conway Titties made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.