PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Lux Lion (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Some Bitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bitch comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Drowning Pool - Bodies kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Lux Lion has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Lion
vs
Bitch

182 cm
18
154 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

153 cm
18
152 lbs
2 - 2 - 1

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lux Lion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Some Bitch!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Wesley Smith and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lion lands a head kick. Bitch smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Lux Lion seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lion lands a head kick. Bitch smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Lion throws a sloppy head kick and Bitch moves out of range easily.
Lion throws a head kick but Bitch moves out of range.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Bitch! Lion is backing up but he can't get away as Bitch lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Lion and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Some Bitch!
Some Bitch seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.