PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barney Gumble (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Wad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Gumble
vs
Wad

185 cm
29
270 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

200 cm
28
250 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Good gas tank

Machiavelli Boutique
Underworld Clothing

Sun-Tzu
Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Barney Gumble!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Dick Wad!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Daniel Bishop and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Wad tries to keep at a distance but Gumble has taken the fight into the clinch.
Gumble scores with a shoulder strike.
Wad swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wad throws a head punch that misses.
Gumble tries a body shot but Wad blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wad.
Gumble lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Wad fails to land.
Wad lands a body punch.
Gumble misses with the head strike.
Gumble misses with a punch on the inside.
Gumble blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gumble blocks a body shot from Wad.
Gumble fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wad takes a shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gumble.
Gumble pushes Wad back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Gumble misses with some punches.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gumble lands with a left to the head.
Wad lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Gumble misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gumble swings wildly with an uppercut but Wad uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gumble.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch on the inside from Wad fails to land.
Gumble misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Wad.
A short left from Wad.
Gumble throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Wads head.
Gumble goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wad throws a head punch that misses.
A nice left hand lands by Wad.
Gumble tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wad blocking some punches.
Wad goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wad lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Wad blocking some punches.
Gumble fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gumble misses with a body punch.
A shot in the inside from Wad.
Gumble makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gumble can't find room to land a body shot as Wad controls the action.
Gumble tries to throw a body punch but Wad avoids it by throwing Gumble back against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gumble scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gumble blocks a body shot from Wad.
Wad lands a hook that snaps the head of Gumble backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wad scores with a nice hook to the head.
Still in the clinch, Wad scores with a nice short uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gumble.
Gumble misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gumble misses with the head strike.
Gumble misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wad.
Gumble throws a head punch that misses.
Wad misses with some punches.
Wad blocks a body shot from Gumble.
Wad lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Gumble blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Wad has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Gumble seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wad can turn it around.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gumble.
Gumble lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gumble blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Gumble tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Gumble - that landed with a thud.
Gumble misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gumble doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wad lands with a right to the head.
Gumble lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gumble softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gumble misses with the head strike.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Wad.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Wad.
A right hook to the body lands for Gumble.
Wad looks winded!
Gumble tries to throw a body punch but Wad avoids it by throwing Gumble back against the cage.
Gumble prevents a body shot from Wad.
Gumble blocks an uppercut.
Wad swings wildly with an uppercut but Gumble uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wad tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gumble doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Wad fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Gumble misses with the head strike.
Gumble tries a body shot but Wad blocks it.
Gumble lands a right hand.
Wad misses with a punch on the inside.
Gumble scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gumble throws a punch but it's blocked by Wad.
Gumble lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Wad backwards.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Wad swings wildly with an uppercut but Gumble uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gumble lands with a short shot to the head.
Wad takes a shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gumble lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Wad.
Gumble blocks a body shot from Wad.
Wad blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Gumble.
Gumble misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gumble cracks Wad with a nice body shot.
Wad blocks a body shot from Gumble.
Gumble lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gumble presses Wad against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A shot in the inside from Gumble.

Wad is rocked!
Gumble lands a shoulder strike.
Wad is still on wobbly legs! Can Gumble finish him?
Gumble scores with a nice hook to the head.
Gumble lands a huge punch on the inside that knocks Wad senseless! Wow, what a way to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Barney Gumble!
Barney Gumble thanked the fans post fight for their support.