PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Satriyo Arie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pootie Tang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tang's choice of entrance music: Pootie Tang. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Arie
vs
Tang

170 cm
25
141 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

153 cm
26
130 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Satriyo Arie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pootie Tang!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tang shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Tang trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Tang slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

Tang tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Tang has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Tang looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Tang has hold of Arie's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Arie seems comfortable defending it but Tang has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Arie is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Arie is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Tang couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pootie Tang!
A victorious Pootie Tang thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.