PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miika Lauda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Butt's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Butt
vs
Lauda

190 cm
20
260 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
235 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Miika Lauda!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Butt closes the distance and clinches.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Butt.
Butt working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Butt lands with a left to the head.
Butt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lauda is looking for a takedown.
Butt lands with a right to the head.

Butt breaks the clinch.

Butt dives in and scores a takedown into Lauda's guard.

Lauda is looking for a triangle but Butt pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Lauda is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Butt frees his head nicely. Oh but Lauda has switched to an armbar! Butt is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Miika Lauda!
Enormous Butt was interviewed post fight and said 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.