PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Supaishi Kamikaze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Black Jesus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jesus is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Black Jesus. Black Jesus is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kamikaze
vs
Jesus

171 cm
18
143 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

175 cm
18
145 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Solid boxing
Very strong

Great elbows
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Supaishi Kamikaze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Black Jesus!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kamikaze was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Kamikaze quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Black Jesus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kamikaze misses with a body kick.
Kamikaze has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Kamikaze takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Jesus looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Kamikaze staying out of range there.
Kamikaze moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Jesus moves out of range of the body kick from Kamikaze.
Jesus throws a right hand that misses
and Kamikaze counters with a nice body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Jesus. That snapped Kamikaze's head back.
Jesus tries to clinch but Kamikaze is having none of it.
Jesus listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jesus lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Jesus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice shot lands for Jesus.
Decent striking displayed by Jesus there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamikaze misses with a straight left.
Jesus cracks Kamikaze with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kamikaze throws out the jab.
Kamikaze takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kamikaze keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It looked like Kamikaze was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jesus.
Jesus misses with a hook
and Kamikaze counters with a straight right hand.
Jesus misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Kamikaze counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Kamikaze looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jesus moves out of range of the body kick from Kamikaze.
Kamikaze staying out of range there.
Jesus walks into a left hand.
Jesus looks to land a right hand but Kamikaze moved out of range.
Jesus swings for the body but Kamikaze moves out of range.
Kamikaze loads up on a big right hand but Jesus slips the punch.
Kamikaze throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jesus throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kamikaze.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Jesus. That snapped Kamikaze's head back.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamikaze takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Jesus swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kamikaze throws a half hearted mid kick.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kamikaze thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Kamikaze throws a quick counter kick to the body but Jesus avoids it.
Kamikaze scores with a jab to the body.
Jesus jabs at Kamikaze's body.
Jesus fails with an attempt to clinch.
Kamikaze throws a wild body kick that Jesus sees coming a mile off.
Kamikaze looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kamikaze walks into a stiff left hand from Jesus.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Jesus ducks right into an uppercut from Kamikaze.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Black Jesus dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kamikaze.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kamikaze manages to avoid it.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kamikaze is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Kamikaze circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kamikaze swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Kamikaze avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus moves out of range as Kamikaze throws a body kick.
Jesus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jesus misses with a body shot
and Kamikaze counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
A cross from Jesus lands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus throws a hook but Kamikaze blocks it.
Jesus misses the body punch
and Kamikaze counters with a nice uppercut.
A slow jab from Jesus misses its intended target.
Jesus scores with a jab.
Jesus takes a swing at Kamikaze's ribcage but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus misses the shot to the body.
Kamikaze moves away from the strike by Jesus.
It looked like Kamikaze was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jesus.
Kamikaze moves away from the strike by Jesus.
Kamikaze swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jesus just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Kamikaze doesn't seem bothered though.
Jesus lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Jesus takes a jab right on the kisser.
A jab from Jesus misses.
Jesus moves out of range of the strikes.
Nice shot by Kamikaze.
Jesus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kamikaze.
Kamikaze is looking to land body kicks.
Nice uppercut lands for Kamikaze. That snapped Jesus's head back.
Kamikaze swats away the attempt to clinch by Jesus.
And Kamikaze counters with a quick kick to the body but Jesus blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus swings away with a body shot that misses
and Kamikaze counters with a lovely shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamikaze ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Jesus scores with a jab. Kamikaze acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jesus ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kamikaze moves away.
Jesus wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jesus looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kamikaze on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kamikaze avoids the body shot from Jesus.
Jesus scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Black Jesus will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Kamikaze moves out of range as Jesus strikes.
Kamikaze ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kamikaze throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus staying out of range there.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot by Jesus.
Jesus thuds a left hand into Kamikaze's body.
Black Jesus seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Kamikaze uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jesus.
Jesus throws a shot to the body.
Kamikaze throws a push kick but Jesus slaps the foot to one side.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jesus moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Kamikaze takes one to the side of the head.
Jesus misses with a body shot.
Jesus uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kamikaze looks for the body kick but Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus throws a jab but it's blocked by Kamikaze.
Kamikaze takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Jesus misses with a hook to the body
and Kamikaze counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kamikaze misses with a hook
and Jesus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kamikaze scores with the left hand. Jesus knows he should have avoided that one.
Jesus lands with an overhand left.
Jab by Kamikaze.
Kamikaze throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kamikaze uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jesus.
Jesus scores with a punch to the head.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jesus, as that shot connected.
Kamikaze throws a lazy uppercut
and Jesus counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Jesus has Kamikaze up against the ropes in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Jesus.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Kamikaze controls his hands.
Kamikaze takes an elbow to the temple.
Jesus tries to work over Kamikaze's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kamikaze dodges an elbow strike from Jesus.
Kamikaze lands with a left to the head.
Kamikaze tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Jesus's elbow.
Jesus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jesus lands a body punch.
Jesus tries a body shot but Kamikaze blocks it.
Kamikaze prevents a body shot from Jesus.
Kamikaze tries to work over Jesus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jesus blocks a body shot from Kamikaze.
Kamikaze misses with some punches.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Jesus just misses with a elbow thrown towards Kamikaze's brow.
Good body shot from Kamikaze.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Black Jesus really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Kamikaze on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jesus scores with a jab.
Jesus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kamikaze manages to avoid it.
Kamikaze looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Jesus throws a shot to the body.
Kamikaze looks to land a body kick but Jesus moved away.
Jesus tries to clinch up but Kamikaze circles away and keeps his distance.
It looked like Kamikaze was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Jesus.
Jesus throws an off balance right hand
letting Kamikaze counter with a right hand.
Kamikaze throws a hook but Jesus avoids it easily.
Jesus wants to clinch but Kamikaze slips to the side
and Kamikaze counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kamikaze was well out of range. Poor timing from Jesus.
Kamikaze was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jesus has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus misses with an uppercut
and Kamikaze counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Kamikaze throws an off balance right hand
and Jesus counters with a nice uppercut.
Jesus misses with a wild body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kamikaze takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jesus clinches up against the ropes.
Kamikaze blocks an elbow strike from Jesus.
Kamikaze lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Jesus.
Jesus prevents a body shot from Kamikaze.
Jesus throws an elbow but it misses.
Jesus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kamikaze misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jesus lands with a short shot to the head.
Jesus can't find room to land a body shot as Kamikaze controls the action.
Jesus misses with an elbow strike.
Jesus misses with an elbow over the top.
Jesus lands a body punch in the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Kamikaze.
Kamikaze dodges an elbow strike from Jesus.
Kamikaze blocks the elbow strike.
Kamikaze cracks Jesus with a nice body shot.
Kamikaze dodges an elbow strike from Jesus.
Jesus struggles to land a body shot inside as Kamikaze controls his hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jesus throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jesus misses with an elbow strike.
Jesus tries to throw a body punch but Kamikaze avoids it by throwing Jesus back against the ropes.
Jesus throws an elbow but it misses.
Nice elbow from Jesus.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kamikaze wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jesus goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kamikaze doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jesus keeps control of Kamikaze as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jesus tries to throw a body punch but Kamikaze avoids it by throwing Jesus back against the ropes.
Jesus lands an elbow inside.
Jesus can't find room to land a body shot as Kamikaze controls the action.
Kamikaze misses with a punch to the body.
Kamikaze working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kamikaze tries to work over Jesus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jesus pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Jesus tries to throw a body punch but Kamikaze avoids it by throwing Jesus back against the ropes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Black Jesus dominated that fourth round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Supaishi Kamikaze has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kamikaze misses with an uppercut. Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus lands a nice shot that snaps Kamikaze's head back.
A swing and a miss from Jesus.
Kamikaze lands a glancing blow to the side of Jesus's head.
A jab from Kamikaze misses.
Jesus connects with a body shot.
Kamikaze goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Jesus! But no joy.
Jesus misses with a straight left.
Jesus lands a lovely overhand right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jesus takes a swing at Kamikaze's ribcage but misses.
Kamikaze lands a front kick.
Jesus tries to clinch but Kamikaze moves out of range.
Jesus throws a big shot that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jesus, as that shot connected.
Kamikaze lands a nice shot that snaps Jesus's head back.
Kamikaze throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.
Jesus throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kamikaze on the side of the head.
Kamikaze misses the shot to the body.
Kamikaze throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jesus misses with a hook.
Black Jesus is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Jab, jab by Jesus - just one landing.
Jesus throws a shot from downtown. Kamikaze moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Kamikaze wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Jesus ducks under a wild hook from Kamikaze.
It seemed like Jesus was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jesus misses with a body punch
and Jesus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kamikaze looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jesus misses the shot to the body.
Jesus thuds a left hand into Kamikaze's body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jesus takes a swing at Kamikaze's ribcage but misses.
Jesus fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kamikaze looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kamikaze misses the body punch
enabling Jesus to counter with a crisp jab.
Kamikaze slips under a jab.
Kamikaze misses with a body kick.
Jesus misses with a shot to the body
and Kamikaze counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jesus throws a lazy right hand but Kamikaze sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kamikaze looks for the body kick but Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jesus clobbers Kamikaze with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kamikaze misses with a hook
and Jesus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Jesus rushes Kamikaze and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Jesus lands an elbow just above Kamikaze 's eye.

And that's the end of the fight!
Black Jesus comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Jesus has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Albert Achterberg scores the fight 45:50
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 45:50
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Black Jesus!
A relieved looking Black Jesus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.