PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anubis Mortainious (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harold Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anubis Mortainious is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Mortainious
vs
Cheese

201 cm
22
284 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Anubis Mortainious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Harold Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Paulo Santos and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mortainious throws a body punch but Cheese moves out of range.
Cheese tries to clinch but Mortainious is having none of it.
Mortainious bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mortainious throws a right hand that Cheese ducks under and follows up with a left that Cheese also avoids with ease.
Cheese scores with a nice strike.
Mortainious throws a jab but it's blocked by Cheese.
Mortainious throws a hook but Cheese blocks it.
Mortainious throws a right hand that Cheese ducks under and follows up with a left that Cheese also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mortainious jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nice takedown defense from Mortainious. No joy for Cheese on that attempt.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Cheese shoots for a takedown but Mortainious saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mortainious throws a shot to the body.
Cheese moves in looking to clinch but Mortainious pushes him off.
Mortainious cracks Cheese with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Cheese looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Mortainious finish him?

It looks like Harold Cheese has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mortainious circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Mortainious as Cheese shoots in.
Anubis Mortainious has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Harold Cheese.
Cheese misses with a wild body shot.
Mortainious misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mortainious lands the left hand.
Cheese looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mortainious throws a hook to the side of Cheese's head but Cheese sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cheese showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mortainious.
Mortainious misses with a looping right.
Mortainious lands a really nice looking cross but Cheese seems unphased.
Mortainious misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mortainious misses with a few strikes there.
Mortainious misses the jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese fails to land the takedown.
Cheese tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Mortainious paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Mortainious lands with a right hand.
Cheese tries to clinch but Mortainious moves out of range.
Cheese fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mortainious misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Cheese tries to clinch there but Mortainious circles away.
Cheese throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese is looking to clinch.
Mortainious tries to work over Cheese's front leg with a kick but Cheese checks it.
Cheese is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cheese bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mortainious is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Mortainious connects with a crisp jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mortainious lands a left and a right that sends Cheese crashing to the canvas! Mortainious dives into mount looking to finish!

Cheese is rocked!
Mortainious controlling his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anubis Mortainious dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Harold Cheese's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Mortainious will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cheese wants to clinch.
Mortainious throws a series of punches but Cheese moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cheese moves in looking to clinch but Mortainious pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cheese slips a jab and a cross from Mortainious.
Cheese is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Anubis Mortainious is winning the standup battle so far.
Mortainious misses with a wild combination.
Mortainious throws a right and a left that Cheese avoids nicely.
Cheese will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese tries a head kick but it misses.
Mortainious misses with a double jab.
Mortainious misses with a jab, cross combination.

Cheese shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Cheese showed some decent athleticism there.
Mortainious keeps control of the position for the meantime.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cheese is keen to just control but Mortainious is a slippery customer.

Cheese is trying to work for a kimura. He's got his hands clasped together - this could be trouble! No, Mortainious has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mortainious is looking to escape.
Mortainious controlling the position well.
Cheese is trying to control the action in half guard but Mortainious is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Mortainious keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
Mortainious looks like he's trying to stand up.

Cheese wants to work for an arm triangle but Mortainious is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Cheese tries to clinch but Mortainious moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Mortainious misses with a low kick.
Cheese tries to clinch but Mortainious is having none of it.
Mortainious waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Cheese.
Cheese slips a jab from Mortainious.
Cheese on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Mortainious misses with a looping right.
Mortainious is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cheese can do to turn this around?
Mortainious fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Anubis Mortainious dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Harold Cheese's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Cheese throws out a leg kick but Mortainious moves out of range and Cheese only half commits.
Cheese takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Mortainious drops Cheese with a right and a left! Mortainious comes rushing in but Cheese regains his composure and manages to keep Mortainious in guard.
Cheese is still in real trouble! Can Mortainious finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mortainious forces his way into half guard.
Mortainious moves into full mount! Cheese won't be happy about that!
Cheese seems to have recovered his senses.
Mortainious controlling his opponent.
Cheese takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mortainious has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Cheese is looking to get to half guard.
Mortainious tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Anubis Mortainious just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Mortainious misses with a shot to the body
and Cheese counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mortainious swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Cheese with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mortainious stuffs the takedown attempt from Cheese. Cheese gets slowly back to his feet.
Mortainious fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mortainious swats away the attempt to clinch by Cheese.
Mortainious misses the jab.
Cheese gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cheese fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cheese tries to clinch up.
Mortainious circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mortainious moves away.
Mortainious avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A left lands for Mortainious.
A punch combination from Mortainious misses.
Mortainious will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Anubis Mortainious is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cheese fails with the takedown.
Harold Cheese has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Anubis Mortainious is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cheese rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mortainious moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anubis Mortainious showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mortainious has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anubis Mortainious!