PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cok Chestnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oskar Ramirez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chestnar comes to the ring accompanied by Detachable Penis. Cok Chestnar has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Chestnar
vs
Ramirez

190 cm
22
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

220 cm
25
289 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Basic striking
Very quick

Decent boxing
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cok Chestnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oskar Ramirez!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ramirez misses with a two punch combination.
A little feinted left hand from Chestnar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ramirez slips a straight right by Chestnar.
Ramirez defending well as Chestnar loads up on a big left hand.
Ramirez throws a sloppy head kick and Chestnar moves out of range easily.
Chestnar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chestnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ramirez only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Chestnar. That snapped Ramirez's head back.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chestnar, as that shot connected.
Chestnar keeps the fight on the outside.
Chestnar throws a body shot but no joy.
Chestnar lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Ramirez tries to clinch up but Chestnar circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chestnar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ramirez throws an off balance right hand
and Chestnar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

It looks like Oskar Ramirez has been cut.
Chestnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Ramirez throws a hook but Chestnar blocks it.
Ramirez misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramirez misses with a low kick as Chestnar jumps back.
Chestnar throwing a counter right hand but Ramirez manages to avoid it.
Ramirez swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It looked like Chestnar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ramirez throws a body kick that misses.
Ramirez wants to clinch up but Chestnar keeps it at a distance.
Ramirez throws a series of punches but Chestnar avoids them all with ease.
Ramirez looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Chestnar blocks a head kick by Ramirez.
Ramirez moves in looking to clinch but Chestnar pushes him off.
Chestnar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ramirez.
Chestnar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ramirez.
Ramirez tries to clinch but Chestnar moves away
and Chestnar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Ramirez is rocked!
Ramirez tries to get into range but Chestnar steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Ramirez! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Chestnar scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Cok Chestnar!
Cok Chestnar spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.