PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ferris Bueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cris Cyborg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bueller kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Twist And Shout. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bueller
vs
Cyborg

170 cm
27
140 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

172 cm
26
150 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power

MayheM sportswear
Arcticus University: London

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ferris Bueller!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cris Cyborg!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Jonathan Paton and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bueller. Cyborg does a little dance to reset his feet.
A jab lands there for Bueller.
Cyborg throws a shot to the body.
Cyborg swinging wildly here.

Bueller has closed the distance and engaged Cyborg in a clinch.
Bueller throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Bueller lands a body shot.
Bueller goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cyborg misses with a punch on the inside.
A short right from Bueller.
A shot in the inside from Bueller.
A right hand to the body from Bueller.
Bueller working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bueller lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bueller.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cyborg lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bueller lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Cyborg blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bueller lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cyborg or not.
Bueller lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cyborg.
Bueller taking a breather.
Still in the clinch, Bueller scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bueller lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cyborg backwards.
Bueller lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cyborg looks winded!
Bueller lands a left hand.

Cyborg is rocked!
A short right from Bueller.
Cyborg is still on wobbly legs! Can Bueller finish him?
Bueller digs a right hand underneath Cyborg's ribcage. Cyborg let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bueller lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bueller lands with a light punch inside.
Bueller scores with a shoulder strike.
Bueller lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Cyborg to his knees! Bueller keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ferris Bueller!
Ferris Bueller is the new featherweight champion!
After the fight, Ferris Bueller was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.