PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between John Luther (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Mary Jane Rottencrotch was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Luther
vs
Jane Rottencrotch

182 cm
23
185 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

200 cm
23
200 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, John Luther!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Luther.
Luther looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Luther missing with a left hand there. Rottencrotch was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Luther takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Luther misses with a hook. Rottencrotch ducked under it nicely.

Rottencrotch fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Luther, pushing him back against the cage.
Luther swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rottencrotch lands with a short shot to the head.
Luther managing to block the knees to the body from Rottencrotch.
Luther working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Luther working aggressively here.
Luther scores with a shoulder strike.
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Luther takes a shot to the head.
Luther working aggressively here.
A short right from Rottencrotch.
Luther goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Luther misses with the head strike.
Luther tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch.
Luther stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Luther takes a shot to the head.
Luther tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Luther's elbow.
Luther misses with the head strike.
Luther misses with some punches.
Luther blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Luther fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short right from Rottencrotch.
Luther working aggressively here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Luther.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Luther's elbow.
Luther misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Luther blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A right handed body shot lands from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Luther seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Rottencrotch can turn it around.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Luther misses with a punch on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch.
Luther lands a right hand.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Luther's elbow.
Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the head.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Luther lands a body punch.
Luther lands a hook to the side of the head.
Luther misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Luther misses with a short punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands an uppercut.
Luther throws a head punch that misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Rottencrotch on the inside.
Rottencrotch makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rottencrotch working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Luther.
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Luther backwards.
Rottencrotch doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Luther digs a right hand underneath Rottencrotch's ribcage. Rottencrotch let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand.
Luther misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Luther or not.
Luther tries to throw a body punch but Rottencrotch avoids it by throwing Luther back against the cage.
Luther misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Luther.
Rottencrotch lands an uppercut.
Luther fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A shot in the inside from Rottencrotch.
Luther misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Luther working aggressively here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luther misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Luther misses with some punches.
Luther tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Still in the clinch, Luther scores with a nice short uppercut.
Luther blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Luther lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Luther misses with a body punch.
Luther working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Luther.
Rottencrotch works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Luther tries a body shot but Rottencrotch blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Luther.
Luther working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch presses Luther against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Rottencrotch connects with a single shot there.
Rottencrotch moves forwards but Luther connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Rottencrotch avoids a punch combination nicely.
Luther scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rottencrotch doesn't seem bothered though.
Luther loads up on a big right hand but Rottencrotch slips the punch.
Luther rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rottencrotch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rottencrotch throws a head kick but Luther moves out of range.

Rottencrotch gets tackled into the cage by Luther. Luther maintains the clinch.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Luther.
Luther swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Luther fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a hook that snaps the head of Luther backwards.
Luther throws a head punch that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short body shot lands from Luther as the two fighters clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Luther lands a body punch in the clinch.
Rottencrotch misses with a body punch.
Mary Jane Rottencrotch seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Luther tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Luther working aggressively here.
Luther throws a head punch that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Luther lands a shoulder strike.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Luther can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the side of the head.
Luther makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Luther's head.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Luther controls his hands.
Rottencrotch's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Rottencrotch fails to land.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Luther misses with the head strike.
Luther misses with a hook to the ribs.
Rottencrotch tries to land a knee to the head but Luther blocks with his arms.
Rottencrotch misses with a knee strike.
A short body shot lands from Rottencrotch as the two fighters clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Rottencrotch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rottencrotch misses with a punch to the body.
Luther working aggressively here.
Luther tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Luther or not.
Luther tries to work over Rottencrotch's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A knee to the head by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Luther working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands a nice uppercut.
Luther lands a nice shot to the body.
Luther lands a body shot.
Luther working aggressively here.
Luther lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Luther tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Luther gets through Rottencrotch's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Luther misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch misses with an elbow over the top.
Luther misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Luther blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch scores with a shoulder strike.
A body shot lands from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Luther controls the action.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Luther creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
A shot in the inside from Luther.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Luther working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Luther.
Luther lands a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Luther.
Luther lands with a short shot to the head.
Luther can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Luther has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Luther swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Luther blocks it.
Luther doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rottencrotch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Luther blocks a body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that John Luther will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Rottencrotch moves out of range as Luther strikes.
Luther rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rottencrotch moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Luther has managed to clinch.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Luther blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Luther is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Rottencrotch's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Luther lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rottencrotch misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Luther.
Rottencrotch struggles to land a body shot inside as Luther controls his hands.
Rottencrotch can't find room to land a body shot as Luther controls the action.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rottencrotch lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Luther.
Luther avoids a wild elbow strike from Rottencrotch.
A short uppercut from Rottencrotch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Luther.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luther lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rottencrotch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Luther backwards.
Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Rottencrotch on the inside.
Rottencrotch pushes Luther back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
Luther working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch displaying some good clinch control by pressing Luther up against the cage.
Luther fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch presses Luther against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Rottencrotch lands with a light punch inside.
Rottencrotch lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch blocks a body shot from Luther.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Luther takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot to the body.
Rottencrotch lands a nice uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Rottencrotch blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Luther throws a punch but it's blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Rottencrotch tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Luther avoids it.
Rottencrotch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rottencrotch lands with a short shot to the head.
Luther swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
Rottencrotch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Rottencrotch lands a nice shot to the body.
Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head.
A short right from Rottencrotch.
Still in the clinch, Rottencrotch scores with a nice short uppercut.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot in the clinch.
Good body shot from Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Luther's elbow.
Rottencrotch lands an elbow inside that Luther shrugs off.
Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Luther.
Rottencrotch digs a right hand into Luther's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Luther's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch - that landed with a thud.
Luther swings wildly with an uppercut but Rottencrotch uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rottencrotch lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Rottencrotch scores with a shot to the side of Luther's head.
Rottencrotch scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rottencrotch blocking some punches.
Luther misses with a body punch.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head.
A hook to the body from Luther.
Luther lands on the inside with an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Rottencrotch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Luther backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Luther.
A nice left hand lands by Luther.
A head punch on the inside from Luther fails to land.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses.
Luther misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a left hand that snaps the head of Luther backwards.
Luther blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot.
Rottencrotch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Luther.
Luther swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Rottencrotch lands a right hand that snaps the head of Luther backwards.
Luther scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rottencrotch with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Rottencrotch misses with a body punch.
Luther blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rottencrotch is stalling here.
Rottencrotch throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mary Jane Rottencrotch comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Rottencrotch has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mary Jane Rottencrotch!