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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lucifer Dmolay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes into the arena with Mushroomhead - Qwerty blaring out of the sound system. Lucifer Dmolay told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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295 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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185 cm
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275 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucifer Dmolay!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, William Gold and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt connects with the punch.
It looks like Lucifer Dmolay has been cut.
Wyatt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Wyatt keeps the fight on the outside.
Dmolay gets tackled into the cage by Wyatt. Wyatt maintains the clinch.
Wyatt lands a hook to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wyatt.
Wyatt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wyatt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Dmolay closes the distance looking to clinch
and Wyatt counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Dmolay throws a sloppy head kick and Wyatt moves out of range easily.
Wyatt tries to bum rush Dmolay with a series of wild strikes but Dmolay uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dmolay is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Dmolay moves in looking to clinch but Wyatt pushes him off.
The fighters circle momentarily. Wyatt darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wyatt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Wyatt lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Wyatt blocks a body shot from Dmolay.
Wyatt lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Dmolay backwards.
Wyatt lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Dmolay backwards.
Wyatt lands a right hand.
Dmolay has a couple of punches blocked by Wyatt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wyatt's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dmolay takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Wyatt fakes the body blow, causing Dmolay to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Dmolay goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Derp Wyatt!
After winning the bout, Derp Wyatt thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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