PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Cok Chestnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Richardsonn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chestnar comes to the ring accompanied by Detachable Penis. Lee Richardsonn has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Chestnar
vs
Richardsonn

190 cm
22
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Basic striking
Very quick

Decent boxing
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Cok Chestnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lee Richardsonn!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Richardsonn wants to clinch.

Richardsonn moves into the clinch successfully.
Richardsonn tries to circle away but Chestnar has him pinned against the ropes.

Chestnar breaks from the clinch.
Richardsonn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chestnar keeps the fight on the outside.

Richardsonn moves into the clinch successfully.
Chestnar misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Chestnar breaks from the clinch.
Chestnar blocks a head kick by Richardsonn.
Richardsonn ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chestnar moves away.

Richardsonn instigates a clinch.
Richardsonn missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chestnar manages to break the clinch.
Chestnar avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chestnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Richardsonn.
Chestnar misses with a wild body shot.
Richardsonn looks for the body kick but Chestnar saw that one coming.
A head kick by Richardsonn misses
letting Chestnar counter with a right hand.

It looks like Lee Richardsonn has been cut.
Richardsonn's jab looks to have found its range, popping Chestnar under the eye.
Chestnar looks to land a right hand but Richardsonn moved out of range.
Richardsonn tries to clinch up but Chestnar circles away and keeps his distance.
Chestnar looks to land a right hand but Richardsonn moved out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Chestnar.
A jab from Chestnar misses.
Richardsonn staying out of range there.
Richardsonn tries to clinch up.
Chestnar misses the shot to the body.
A slow jab from Chestnar misses its intended target.
Richardsonn slips under a jab from Chestnar.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Chestnar misses.
Richardsonn takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chestnar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Richardsonn.
Chestnar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chestnar avoids a punch combination nicely.
Richardsonn gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Richardsonn pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Chestnar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chestnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Richardsonn wants to counter with a clinch but Chestnar pushes him away.
Chestnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Richardsonn misses with a jab to the body
and Chestnar counters with a nice uppercut.
Chestnar throws a big shot that misses.
Richardsonn misses with a head kick.
Richardsonn defending well as Chestnar loads up on a big left hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cok Chestnar dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lee Richardsonn's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Chestnar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Richardsonn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Chestnar paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Richardsonn darts in trying to clinch
and Chestnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Richardsonn throws a head kick that misses.
Chestnar is looking to counter punch.
Chestnar fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice shot by Chestnar.

That has opened up Lee Richardsonn's cut even more.
Richardsonn lands a right hook to the body.
Chestnar swings for the body but Richardsonn moves out of range.
Richardsonn moves away from the strike by Chestnar.
Richardsonn wants to counter the offense by Chestnar and move into the clinch position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chestnar with a hook.
Chestnar missing with a left hand there. Richardsonn was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Chestnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Richardsonn.
Cok Chestnar is winning the standup battle so far.
Chestnar misses with an uppercut.
Chestnar swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Chestnar. Richardsonn does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chestnar swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Chestnar swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Richardsonn counters with a nice uppercut.
Chestnar throws a good cross that connects.
Chestnar scores with a three punch combo!
Richardsonn uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chestnar.
Richardsonn tries to clinch up
enabling Chestnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Chestnar misses with a straight right.
Chestnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Chestnar sets himself, and Richardsonn steps forward looking for the clinch! Chestnar avoids it this time.

Richardsonn rushes Chestnar and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Chestnar tries a body shot but Richardsonn blocks it.

Chestnar pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Richardsonn displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Chestnar throws out the jab.
Richardsonn staying out of range there.
Chestnar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Richardsonn can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chestnar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chestnar throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Richardsonn on the side of the head.

The cut above Lee Richardsonn's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Richardsonn misses with a combination
and Chestnar counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Richardsonn is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chestnar throws an overhand right that lands on Richardsonn's shoulder, as Richardsonn tries to avoid the shot.
Chestnar misses the jab.
Richardsonn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Chestnar paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Chestnar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Richardsonn tries to clinch there but Chestnar circles away.
Chestnar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Richardsonn.
A head kick misses from Richardsonn.
Chestnar misses with an uppercut. Richardsonn saw that one coming.
Richardsonn waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chestnar.
Chestnar misses with a straight left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cok Chestnar dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lee Richardsonn's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Richardsonn tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Richardsonn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Richardsonn throws a nice looking combination but Chestnar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chestnar just misses with a punch to the body.
Chestnar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Richardsonn tries to counter by closing the distance.
Richardsonn fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chestnar misses with an uppercut
and Richardsonn counters with a one-two to the body.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chestnar, as that shot connected.
Chestnar throws a jab but it's blocked by Richardsonn.
Chestnar ducks under a wild hook from Richardsonn.
Chestnar is looking to counter punch.
Lee Richardsonn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chestnar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Richardsonn staying out of range there.
Richardsonn tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chestnar circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chestnar throws an off balance right hand
and Richardsonn counters with a one-two to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Richardsonn tries a head kick but it misses.
Chestnar moves in looking to clinch but Richardsonn pushes him off.
Chestnar misses with a looping right.
Richardsonn lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Richardsonn takes one on the button.
A swing and a miss from Chestnar.
Chestnar throws an overhand right that lands on Richardsonn's shoulder, as Richardsonn tries to avoid the shot.
Richardsonn fails in his attempt to clinch.
An attempted straight right counter from Chestnar misses the target.
Chestnar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Richardsonn.
Richardsonn throws a head kick that misses.
Richardsonn bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Richardsonn moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Richardsonn throws a nice looking combination but Chestnar bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Richardsonn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Richardsonn throws a leg kick
enabling Chestnar to counter with a crisp jab.
Chestnar misses with an uppercut.
Richardsonn ducks under a wild hook from Chestnar.
Richardsonn throws a counter combo.
Chestnar is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chestnar avoids the head kick by Richardsonn.
Chestnar throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Richardsonn looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Chestnar lands a nice looking body shot.
A big right from Chestnar misses.
Richardsonn ducks under a wild hook from Chestnar.
Chestnar keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

Lee Richardsonn's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Richardsonn tries to clinch up
and Chestnar counters with a stiff right hand.
Chestnar scores with the left hand. Richardsonn knows he should have avoided that one.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lee Richardsonn's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Cok Chestnar!
A very excited looking Cok Chestnar rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.