PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Super Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sheen comes to the cage accompanied by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Sheen
vs
Man

200 cm
36
266 lbs
36 - 18 - 2

198 cm
28
245 lbs
16 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Charlie Sheen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Super Man!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Phil Schofield and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man misses with a straight left.
Sheen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Man with the counter takedown but Sheen avoids it easily.
Sheen fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Man has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Sheen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.
Man punishes Sheen's body with a nice straight punch.
Sheen wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sheen drops his hands momentarily and Man takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sheen looks to land a right hand but Man moved out of range.
Sheen digs a good body shot into Man's ribs.
Sheen missing with a left hand there. Man was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Man looks for the body kick but Sheen saw that one coming.
Sheen connects with a right hand. Man shakes it off.

It looks like Super Man has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Man lands a nice looking body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Man gets a takedown into half guard.

Sheen looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Man prevents Sheen from improving his position.
Sheen controlling the position well.
Sheen is not content to let Man control the position.
Sheen wants to control but Man is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Man missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Sheen preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen is staying active underneath Man, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Sheen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Man.
Sheen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sheen tries to roll over but Man keeps him under control.
Sheen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sheen keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sheen is pressing down on Man's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Man postures up in Sheen's guard and throws a big left but Sheen blocks it.
Sheen is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Man controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen trying to keep a closed guard but Man is proving a slippery customer.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Man misses with a body kick.
Sheen takes a swing at Man's ribcage but misses.
Sheen shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Man sprawls well. Man wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Sheen gets slowly back to his feet.
Man checks a low kick from Sheen.
Man lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Man cracks Sheen with a good jab.
Man slips a jab from Sheen.
Man tries to clinch but Sheen is having none of it.
Sheen appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Man swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man lands a nice shot to the body.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A telegraphed right hand from Man misses the target.
Sheen misses with a lunging right hand

and Man counters with a nice double leg into side control. Sheen won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sheen tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Man wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Man working the ground and pound but Sheen is defending the strikes.
Sheen is looking for a sweep.
Man working the ground and pound but Sheen is defending the strikes.
Sheen is looking to regain half guard here but Man keeps moving and retains side control.
Man in side control, throwing shots but Sheen defends.
Sheen takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Sheen gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Sheen is not content to let Man control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Super Man will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Super Man's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Sheen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Sheen.
Charlie Sheen is winning the standup battle so far.
Sheen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Man on the wrong end of a nice hook.

Man shoots in and bounces Sheen off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Man is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Sheen is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Super Man has got the better of the ground game so far.
Sheen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man scoring with punches to the head and body.
Man throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Sheen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Man tries to free his leg and advance position but Sheen is retaining full guard.
Sheen has control of Man's left arm, preventing Man from doing any damage.
Man has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sheen's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Man's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Sheen is adopting a defensive guard.
Man trying to control but Sheen is working from the bottom.
Sheen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Man gets back to full guard.
Sheen sitting in guard here, content to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man is trying to keep Sheen in close.
Man manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Sheen manages to get himself to full guard.

Sheen trying to keep a closed guard but Man is proving a slippery customer.
Sheen is pulling down on Man's head to control his posture.
Man lands a couple of digs.
Man stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Sheen swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Man landing with the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man working some strikes from top position.
Sheen working a defensive guard here.
Sheen has his hands on Man's head, controlling the position.
Man is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Sheen looking to control.
Man missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Sheen trying to keep a closed guard but Man is proving a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Man lands a couple of elbows.
Man throwing strikes from guard but Sheen blocks nicely.
Man makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Sheen is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Man. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Man lands a front kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Man lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Man staying out of range there.
Sheen moves out of range of the body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Super Man showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Super Man's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Sheen throws a body shot but no joy.
Sheen is looking to wear down Man with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Man pushes Sheen away with a front kick.
Man looks for the body kick but Sheen saw that one coming.
Sheen is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Man gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Man throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sheen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A swing and a miss from Sheen.
Sheen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Man explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sheen on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sheen throws a push kick but Man slaps the foot to one side.
Man feints the counter takedown.
Man scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Man lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sheen will feel that in the morning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Sheen misses with an uppercut. Man saw that one coming.
Man changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sheen throws a lazy uppercut

and Man decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Sheen's guard.
Sheen is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Man is doing well to control the position and prevent Sheen from advancing to side control.
Man is trying to control but can't.
Man wants to improve his position but Sheen is controlling well.
Man desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Charlie Sheen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sheen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Man keeps working.
Man is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Man wants to control but Sheen is keeping busy.
Sheen performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sheen looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Man trying to control but Sheen postures up.
Man is trying to get back to full guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Sheen thows a huge punch but Man dodges it nicely.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Man throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sheen stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Sheen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sheen swings for the body but Man moves out of range.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Sheen tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sheen.
Sheen misses with a hook.
Man fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Sheen has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Charlie Sheen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sheen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Sheen takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A slow jab from Sheen misses its intended target.
Man tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Sheen manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Super Man is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Sheen fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Man manages to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Super Man comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Man has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Super Man!
A victorious Super Man thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.