PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andrei Chrerysesh (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leonardo Spanky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spanky comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Death is Forming- Jay Reatard kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chrerysesh
vs
Spanky

170 cm
25
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
18
215 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Good knees
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Andrei Chrerysesh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leonardo Spanky!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Chrerysesh forces Spanky back against the cage and clinches.

Spanky manages to break the clinch.
Chrerysesh tries to clinch but Spanky moves out of range.
Spanky misses with a wild combination.
The crowd cheers as Spanky lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chrerysesh doesn't seem phased though.
Chrerysesh swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Chrerysesh dives in for a single leg takedown but Spanky sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chrerysesh blocks a jab.

Chrerysesh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Spanky is trying to force a seperation but Chrerysesh has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chrerysesh is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Spanky can't fight it off and eventually Chrerysesh manages to take the fight to the floor. Spanky looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.

Chrerysesh stands and steps away. Spanky gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Chrerysesh tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Spanky swivels and escapes.
Spanky throws a one two combo.
Chrerysesh is breathing heavily.
Chrerysesh darts in looking for a takedown but Spanky gets double underhooks and turns Chrerysesh into the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrei Chrerysesh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chrerysesh tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Spanky connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Chrerysesh wants to clinch up but Spanky keeps it at a distance.
Spanky was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Spanky rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chrerysesh moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chrerysesh just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spanky fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Chrerysesh on the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chrerysesh takes a kick to the side of the head.
Chrerysesh dodges the punch combination from Spanky.
The fighters circling - Chrerysesh throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Spanky is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Chrerysesh throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Spanky counters with a low kick, right behind Chrerysesh 's knee.
Spanky throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chrerysesh.
Chrerysesh dodges the punch combination from Spanky.
Chrerysesh wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chrerysesh misses with a takedown attempt
and Spanky makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Spanky throws a nice head kick!
Spanky swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spanky scores with a jab to the jaw.
Spanky turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Chrerysesh takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spanky tests Chrerysesh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Spanky fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chrerysesh takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Spanky cracks the inside of Chrerysesh's front leg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chrerysesh throws a head kick but Spanky moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spanky scores with a head kick.
Chrerysesh misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spanky throws a nice outside leg kick.
Chrerysesh throws a nice looking combination but Spanky bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Spanky lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Spanky is looking to slow Chrerysesh down with leg kicks.
Spanky misses with a jab, cross combination.
Spanky sizes up Chrerysesh with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Spanky looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leonardo Spanky dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Spanky throws a series of punches but Chrerysesh moves out of range.
Chrerysesh attempts a counter takedown but Spanky avoids it well and moves away.
Chrerysesh throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Spanky's waist but Spanky gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Chrerysesh off to one side.
Chrerysesh tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Spanky counters with a left and a right that stings Chrerysesh.
Chrerysesh tries for a takedown but Spanky circles away easily
and Spanky counters with a nice uppercut.
Chrerysesh shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Spanky as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Andrei Chrerysesh. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chrerysesh with a poor takedown
and Spanky counters with a straight right hand.

Chrerysesh is rocked!
Andrei Chrerysesh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Chrerysesh gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Spanky counters with a low kick, right behind Chrerysesh 's knee.
Oh Chrerysesh is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Spanky fakes the body blow, causing Chrerysesh to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Chrerysesh goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leonardo Spanky!
During a confident post fight interview, Leonardo Spanky thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.