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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Oko Poli (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shit Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Blue clear sky kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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165 lbs
7 - 6 - 0 |
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157 lbs
29 - 17 - 1 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Brawler
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Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Oko Poli!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shit Face!
The judges for this bout are Gregory Folan, Steve Smith and Trevor Gratis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Poli to the mat! Poli manages to get full guard.
Face scoring with some ground and pound.
Face looking to pass the guard.
Poli tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Poli is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Poli is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Face defends well.
Face scoring with some ground and pound.
Poli has momentary wrist control but Face slips an elbow through the middle.
Poli keeping moving, preventing Face from controlling successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poli is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Face defends well.
Poli is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Poli escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Face gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Poli looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Face controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Face avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Face pushes down on Poli's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Face is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Poli doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Face.
Face wants to take a breather but Poli is having none of it.
Face is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Poli looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face not doing much here.
The fighters are battling for position here. Poli manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Poli is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Poli looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Face wants to control from the top but Poli keeps moving.
Poli has his foot on Face's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Face works his way back into a safe position though.
Poli is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Face defends well.
Poli has an active guard here but Face has managed to pass into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Poli does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Face is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Face looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Face wants to free his trapped foot but Poli is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Poli looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Face is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Poli wants to improve his position but Face is controlling well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Face sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Poli defending well though.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Poli defends it well.
Poli is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Face pulls his head out easily.
Face wants to work for an arm triangle but Poli is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Face takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Poli is trying to get back to full guard.
Poli is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Face pulls his head out easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Poli has hold of Face's hands but Face slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Poli defends it well.
Poli looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shit Face dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Poli gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Face to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Face slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Face cracks Poli with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Poli is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Poli is looking to improve his position.
Face has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The fighters are battling for position here. Poli manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Poli looking for a guillotine here but Face defends easily.
Face is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Face pushing down on Poli's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Poli doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Face.
Face is looking for a kimura but Poli is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Face to get the leverage.
Face is trying to work for a kimura but Poli is defending well.
Face is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Poli doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Face.
Poli looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Shit Face has got the better of the ground game so far.
Poli is refusing to be controlled, as Face sits in half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Poli actively working from the bottom here.
Face scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Poli is in trouble now - Face has advanced to mount!
Face controlling the position easily from mount.
Face can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Poli is looking to escape.
Face fails to take his opponent's back.
Poli is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Poli is trying to escape the mount.
Poli regains half guard.
Poli looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ground and pound from Face.
Face is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Poli wants to improve his position but Face is controlling well.
Face is trying to work for a kimura but Poli is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Poli is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Face wants to take a breather but Poli is having none of it.
Face takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Face thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Poli's head.
Poli actively working from the bottom here.
Poli actively working from the bottom here.
Well, if Face is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Face is keen to just control but Poli is a slippery customer.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Poli works his way to full guard. Good work.
Poli had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Face defends it easily.
Poli is looking for a triangle but Face pushes his legs off easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Shit Face showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Face closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Poli is looking for a sweep. Face is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Poli is working hard here to advance position.
Face is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Poli is just riding it out for now. Face eventually gives up the hold.
Face scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Face is pressing down on Poli's thigh, looking to free his foot. Poli is holding on for now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Poli sees it coming and defends easily.
Face wants to work for an arm triangle but Poli is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Poli manages to get to full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Face trying to control but Poli is working from the bottom.
Face avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Poli keeping moving, preventing Face from controlling successfully.
Face tries to free his leg and advance position but Poli is retaining full guard.
Poli wants to sweep but no luck.
Face trying to control the position from guard on top but Poli is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Face is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Face might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Poli haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Face has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Face stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Poli swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Face with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Face preventing the sweep.
Face wants to control from the top but Poli keeps moving.
Poli had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Face defends it easily.
Poli keeping full guard, as Face tries to pass.
Face controls from within his opponent's guard.
Face passes into half guard.
Poli is looking to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face is working for a kimura but Poli is defending it quite comfortably.
Poli looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Face is controlling the pace.
Poli wants to get back to full guard.
Face looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Face is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Poli defends it well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Poli looking for submissions off his back.
Face is trying to work for a kimura but Poli is defending well.
Face wants to lay and pray for a moment but Poli keeps working.
Poli is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Shit Face is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Face trying to control the pace.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Poli wants to improve his position but Face is controlling well.
And that's the end of the fight!
Shit Face comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Face has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gregory Folan scores the fight 27:30
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 27:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shit Face!
Shit Face took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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