PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saiyan Southbrook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stew Sauced (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sauced has chosen Irish Jig as his entrance music. Stew Sauced is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Southbrook
vs
Sauced

197 cm
23
220 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

194 cm
28
207 lbs
9 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Saiyan Southbrook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Stew Sauced!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Southbrook throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Southbrook has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Sauced misses with a body punch
and Southbrook counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A head kick by Southbrook misses
and Sauced counters with a series of strikes. Southbrook will be more careful next time no doubt.
Saiyan Southbrook seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Southbrook displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
No joy there for Southbrook, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Southbrook lands a slapping body shot.
Southbrook misses with a wild combination.
Sauced slips a jab from Southbrook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Southbrook throws a shot from downtown. Sauced moves away and avoids it.
Sauced throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sauced bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Southbrook's head backwards.
Southbrook is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sauced.
Southbrook ducks under a wild hook from Sauced.
Southbrook throws the left hand but Sauced avoids the punch easily.
Southbrook throws a hook but Sauced blocks it.
Sauced feints the counter takedown.
Southbrook throws a leg kick that misses.
Sauced connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Saiyan Southbrook has been cut.
Southbrook misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sauced stuns Southbrook with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sauced keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sauced.
Sauced moves out of range of the strikes.
Southbrook misses with the body kick
and Sauced counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Southbrook lets loose with a powerful body kick. Sauced will feel that in the morning.
Sauced misses with the combination.
Sauced goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Sauced misses with a body shot.
Southbrook misses with a leg kick.
Sauced feints the counter takedown.
A slow jab from Southbrook misses its intended target.
Sauced tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sauced digs a good hook to Southbrook's body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sauced defending well as Southbrook loads up on a big left hand.
Sauced connects with an inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sauced swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Southbrook misses with a straight right.
Nice body punch from Sauced.
Sauced takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Left hook, right uppercut from Sauced.
Southbrook looks to land a left hand but Sauced moved out of range nicely.
Sauced connects with a right hand. Southbrook shakes it off.
Southbrook throws a body punch but Sauced moves out of range.
Sauced catches Southbrook with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Sauced throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sauced ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Southbrook scores with a jab.
Southbrook connects with the punch.
Sauced is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Southbrook.
Southbrook misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sauced.
Sauced scores with a punch to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Southbrook does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Sauced tries to bum rush Southbrook with a series of wild strikes but Southbrook uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Sauced avoids the head kick by Southbrook.
Sauced changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Sauced throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Southbrook.
A punch combination from Southbrook misses.
Southbrook goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Southbrook. Sauced does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sauced dodges the punch combination from Southbrook.
Sauced looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Southbrook misses with a body kick.
Sauced comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sauced feints a jab promting Southbrook to slip. Sauced then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Southbrook slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Sauced scoring well with a low kick there.
Southbrook throws a leg kick but Sauced sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Southbrook fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Sauced is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Southbrook throws a shot from downtown. Sauced moves away and avoids it.
And Sauced tries to counter it with a takedown but Southbrook pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sauced swings for the body but Southbrook moves out of range.
Sauced lands a nice leg kick that just misses Southbrook's sensitive parts.
Sauced throws a right and a left that both miss.
Southbrook looks to land a right hand but Sauced moved out of range.
Sauced darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Sauced keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Southbrook.
Sauced now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Southbrook blocks a jab.
Sauced lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Southbrook just misses with a punch to the body.
Sauced is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Sauced takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Sauced takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sauced is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Southbrook had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sauced throws an overhand right that lands on Southbrook's shoulder, as Southbrook tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Southbrook with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Southbrook misses with the combination.
Sauced misses with a double jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Stew Sauced will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saiyan Southbrook's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Sauced scores with a shot to the body.
Sauced misses with a hook.
A nice combination there by Sauced.
Southbrook fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Sauced.
Southbrook lands a two punch combo.
Southbrook works the jab nicely.
Stew Sauced is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sauced stuns Southbrook with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Southbrook looks to throw the jab but Sauced is out of range.
Sauced is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Southbrook swings for the body but Sauced moves out of range.
Sauced throws a lazy right hand but Southbrook sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Stew Sauced seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A telegraphed right hand from Sauced misses the target.
A combination from Sauced does no damage.
Sauced throws a shot from downtown. Southbrook moves away and avoids it.
Southbrook connects with a solid leg kick.
Southbrook throws a body kick that misses.
And Sauced tries to counter it with a takedown but Southbrook pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Sauced slips under a jab.
Southbrook misses with a looping right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Southbrook takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sauced throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Southbrook throws a chopping leg kick but Sauced manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Southbrook's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Southbrook duly obliges.
Sauced's jab looks to have found its range, popping Southbrook under the eye.
Southbrook misses with a hook. Sauced ducked under it nicely.
Sauced uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A jab lands there for Sauced.
Sauced takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sauced throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Southbrook throws a looping overhand right but Sauced ducks down to avoid it.
Sauced moves out of range as Southbrook strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Southbrook's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Sauced connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Southbrook scrambles back to his feet.
A swing and a miss from Southbrook.
Sauced misses with a two punch combination.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Southbrook.
Southbrook throws a right and a left that both miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice combination there by Sauced.

Southbrook is rocked!
Sauced takes one to the chin there.
Oh Southbrook is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sauced lands a jab and follows it up with a massive straight that knocks Southbrook out cold! Southbrook is crumpled in the corner, his head only propped up by the cage! That's one for the organiziational promos right there! Wow, what a finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Stew Sauced!
A very excited looking Stew Sauced made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Saiyan Southbrook stepped up to the mic, saying 'to lose at my age is normal this guy is a good fighter but lets bereal this punk wont ever be great but i will! '.