PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Neymar Junior (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Turd Ferguson has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Turd Ferguson seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Ferguson
vs
Junior

168 cm
23
157 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

182 cm
22
154 lbs
15 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Neymar Junior!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Chad Campbell and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ferguson misses with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Junior stuns Ferguson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
That kick from Junior tenderised Ferguson's leg. Ferguson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Junior, as that shot connected.
Ferguson scores with a shot to the body.
Ferguson takes a swing at Junior's ribcage but misses.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Ferguson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ferguson. Junior does a little dance to reset his feet.
Junior scores with a punch to the head.

Junior moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson blocks the elbow strike.
Junior has a couple of punches blocked by Ferguson.
Junior tries a knee to the head but Ferguson blocks it.
Junior told us before the fight that he's been working on his elbows. An under utilised technique these days - let's see if it can sway the outcome of the fight.
Junior lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Junior is leaning against Ferguson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Ferguson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ferguson is trying to force a seperation but Junior has the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Junior scores a nice knee to the body.
Junior misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Junior lands a shoulder strike.
Junior lands an elbow just above Ferguson 's eye.

Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Junior lands a head kick. Ferguson smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Turd Ferguson has been cut.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Junior.
Junior walks into a left hand.
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing.
Junior steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Ferguson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Junior connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Ferguson scrambles back to his feet.
A combination from Ferguson does no damage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ferguson takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Turd Ferguson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Junior dodges the punch combination from Ferguson.
Junior is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Junior lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Ferguson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Ferguson throws a body shot but no joy.
Ferguson swings for the body but Junior moves out of range.
Junior thuds a left hand into Ferguson's body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Ferguson. Junior does a little dance to reset his feet.
Junior connects with an inside leg kick.
Ferguson connects with a body shot that sends Junior's belly button to the back.
Junior misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson misses with a double jab.
Junior tries to clinch up.
Junior throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
A solid leg kick lands there for Junior.
Ferguson digs a good hook to Junior's body.
Junior misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Ferguson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Junior.
Ferguson is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Junior feints and then cracks Ferguson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Ferguson down.
Junior ducks under a wild hook from Ferguson.
That kick from Junior tenderised Ferguson's leg. Ferguson is trying to keep his angry face on.
Ferguson misses the jab.
As Ferguson backs off Junior throws a huge counter combo but Ferguson manages to avoid it all.
Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Junior.

Junior pushes Ferguson up against the cage in a clinch.
Junior fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Junior digs a right hand underneath Ferguson's ribcage. Ferguson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Junior is working Ferguson over against the cage.
Ferguson prevents a body shot from Junior.
Junior using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Ferguson has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
A short right from Junior on the inside.

Ferguson breaks the clinch.
Junior cracks a nice hook into Ferguson's ribs.
Ferguson takes a swing at Junior's ribcage but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Junior scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Junior's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Junior duly obliges.
Junior throws a nice head kick!
Ferguson is looking to wear down Junior with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Junior avoids the body shot from Ferguson.
Junior throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ferguson.
Junior throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Junior throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Junior.
Ferguson swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Junior counters with a head kick that drops Ferguson to the mat! Ferguson scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Ferguson is rocked!
Junior Throws a clean left jab. Junior Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Ferguson's chin! Ferguson crumbles to the ground and Junior follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by Junior!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Neymar Junior! Neymar Junior retains his featherweight title!
A victorious Neymar Junior thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.