PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Peter Gozinya (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yur Mai Bich Slap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Gozinya might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I Just Had Sex - Lonely Island. Bich Slap has chosen Damian Lillard-Soldier in the Game as his entrance music. Yur Mai Bich Slap has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Gozinya
vs
Mai Bich Slap

180 cm
21
195 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

167 cm
25
187 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Gozinya!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yur Mai Bich Slap!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Bich Slap closes the distance and pushes Gozinya back into the cage.
Bich Slap is trying to pull guard but Gozinya turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Bich Slap.
Bich Slap tries to score a body lock takedown but Gozinya shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
A shot in the inside from Bich Slap.

Bich Slap lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.

Gozinya has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Bich Slap is on him like a limpet, forcing Gozinya back against the cage.

Bich Slap breaks from the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bich Slap shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gozinya as he jumps to the side.
Peter Gozinya has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yur Mai Bich Slap.
Bich Slap shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Gozinya but Gozinya pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Gozinya is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Bich Slap.

Bich Slap gets a clinch.

Bich Slap decides to pull guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gozinya passes easily into side control. Nice work.

Bich Slap is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Gozinya's leg. Oh but that's left an opportunity for Gozinya! He's got an arm triangle... it looks tight! He's rotating and Bich Slap has tapped! This one is allllll over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Peter Gozinya!
Peter Gozinya bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Yur Mai Bich Slap spoke after the fight, saying 'Efff the other guy cuz I'm a poor sport and I hope he loses his next 20 fights or somethin'.