PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Bashman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Perry Roscrow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roscrow is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wicked Gil. Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.

Bashman
vs
Roscrow

225 cm
26
256 lbs
7 - 5 - 1

190 cm
38
247 lbs
32 - 30 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Bashman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 32 - 30 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Perry Roscrow!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Roscrow throws a leg kick but Bashman sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Roscrow throws a right hand that Bashman ducks under and follows up with a left that Bashman also avoids with ease.
Bashman steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Roscrow.
Bashman cracks a nice hook into Roscrow's ribs.
Bashman lands a nice hook to Roscrow's body. Roscrow takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Roscrow throws a right and a left that both miss.
Roscrow misses with a left hand
and Roscrow takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

It looks like Perry Roscrow has been cut.
Bashman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bashman dodges the punch combination from Roscrow.
Bashman really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bashman cracks the inside of Roscrow's front leg.
Roscrow throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roscrow looking to land some kicks to the body here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bashman scores with a leg kick.
A solid body kick from Bashman.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Bashman.
Roscrow looks winded!
Roscrow misses with a leg kick
letting Bashman counter with a right hand.
Roscrow is keeping his hands low and just asking to be knocked out. Bashman Raises his leg and lands a stunning axe kick! Roscrow is out cold, face down on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hulk Bashman!
A relieved looking Hulk Bashman thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.