PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Piere St Piere (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Derp Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wyatt comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mushroomhead - Qwerty kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

St Piere
vs
Wyatt

225 cm
26
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

200 cm
20
295 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Piere St Piere!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Derp Wyatt!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wyatt swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Wyatt misses with an uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Wyatt. St Piere does a little dance to reset his feet.
St Piere was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Wyatt lands with a hook. St Piere tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

St Piere drives through and clinches with Wyatt against the cage.
Wyatt blocks a punch to the side of the head.
St Piere misses with a punch on the inside.
St Piere misses with a short punch on the inside.
St Piere misses with some punches.
Wyatt misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wyatt creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Wyatt.
St Piere is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Wyatt to keep the fight standing.
Wyatt swings away with an uppercut that misses.
St Piere is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Wyatt gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
St Piere looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

Wyatt pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
St Piere wants to clinch.
No joy there for Wyatt, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
St Piere tries to clinch
and St Piere takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
St Piere tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and St Piere takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wyatt sends St Piere crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Wyatt is motioning to the referee to let St Piere up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Wyatt circles away from the clinch attempt.
St Piere tries to close the distance and clinch but Wyatt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
As St Piere backs off Wyatt throws a huge counter combo but St Piere manages to avoid it all.
Wyatt throws a right and a left that both miss.
St Piere swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wyatt swats away the attempt to clinch by St Piere.
Wyatt scores with a jab.
Wyatt tries to bum rush St Piere with a series of wild strikes but St Piere uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Derp Wyatt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wyatt throws a hook to the side of St Piere's head but St Piere sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
St Piere doesn't manage to clinch there - Wyatt circles away.
St Piere tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wyatt swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Wyatt lands a big right hand that sends St Piere crashing to the mat! Wyatt stays standing though and waves St Piere back to his feet!

St Piere is rocked!
St Piere tries to clinch up.
Oh St Piere is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
St Piere displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Wyatt throws out the jab.
St Piere seems to have got his legs back now.
St Piere tries to close the distance and clinch but Wyatt swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
St Piere tries to close the distance and clinch up but Wyatt swats him away and circles back towards the center.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
St Piere shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Wyatt counters with a crisp right hand that drops St Piere! Wyatt lets St Piere back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Wyatt has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Piere St Piere. That's going to take a lot out of him.
St Piere is looking to clinch.
It seemed like Wyatt was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wyatt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Wyatt lands with a hook. St Piere tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
St Piere avoids a punch combination nicely.
St Piere swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wyatt drops St Piere with a huge uppercut! St Piere drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Wyatt is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Derp Wyatt!
A victorious Derp Wyatt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.