PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tee Nah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tyson comes to the cage accompanied by Mary had a little lamb. Mike Tyson is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Tyson
vs
Nah

184 cm
32
255 lbs
28 - 11 - 0

192 cm
29
285 lbs
18 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
Héritage!

Machine Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tee Nah!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson lands a head shot.

It looks like Tee Nah has been cut.
Tyson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Nah throws a right hand that misses
and Tyson counters with a nice uppercut.
Nah lands with a right hand.
Nah bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nah digs a good body shot into Tyson's ribs.
Tyson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nah.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nah misses with the body kick
and Tyson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Tyson throws a hook but Nah blocks it.
Tyson throws a hook to the side of Nah's head but Nah sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Tyson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Nah waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Tyson.
Nah takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nah throws a hook but Tyson blocks it.
Nah displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tyson throws out the jab.
Tyson throws out a powerful jab.
Nah lands a nice looking body shot.
Tyson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Tyson ducks right into an uppercut from Nah.
Tyson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nah was well out of range. Poor timing from Tyson.
Nah misses the shot to the body.
Nah lands a lovely overhand right.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nah. Tyson does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nah misses with a double jab
and Tyson counters with a nice body shot.
Nah connects with a nice looking jab.

Tyson is rocked!
Nah bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nah throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Tyson scores with a hook to the body. Nah takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
A slow jab from Nah misses its intended target.
Tyson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nah.
A big right from Nah misses.
Tyson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
It seemed like Nah was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Nah misses with a looping left.
Nah takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Tyson throws out a loose jab but Nah uses good head movement to avoid it.
Tyson connects with a crisp jab.
Nah avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tee Nah seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson looks to throw the jab but Nah is out of range.
Nah looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyson is just out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson scores with a crisp jab that stopped Nah in his tracks.
Tyson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nah.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nah looks to land a left hand but Tyson moved out of range nicely.
Nah takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That has opened up Tee Nah's cut even more.
Tyson ducks under a wild hook from Nah.
Tyson is looking to counter punch.
Nah doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Nah looks winded!
Nah takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nah takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Tyson connects with a crisp jab.

Tyson moves into the clinch.
Nice body punch from Tyson - that landed with a thud.
Tyson lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Nah backwards.
Tyson lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nah.
A left hand lands to the body for Tyson.
Nah's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Tyson lands an uppercut.
Tyson lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

The cut above Tee Nah's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

Tyson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Tyson lands a big uppercut and Nah crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Nah looks OK. Tyson waves Nah back to his feet!

Nah is rocked!
Nah throws a right hand that misses
and Tyson counters with a huge right that knocks Nah out cold! Tyson is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Tyson!
A relieved looking Mike Tyson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.