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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Prime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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185 lbs
17 - 15 - 0 |
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185 cm
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180 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Optimus Prime!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg scores with a jab to the jaw.
Zoidberg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg thumps Prime with a low kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Zoidberg.
Prime misses with a right hand
and Zoidberg cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab, jab by Prime - just one landing.
Zoidberg looks for the body kick but Prime saw that one coming.
Prime looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Prime on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Zoidberg swats away the attempt to clinch by Prime.
Prime ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zoidberg moves away.
Prime displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoidberg throws out the jab.
Zoidberg connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Prime momentarily.
Prime tries to bum rush Zoidberg with a series of wild strikes but Zoidberg uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zoidberg feinted with a counter takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Prime looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Zoidberg ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Zoidberg throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Prime sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Prime swings for the body but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Prime fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice shot by Zoidberg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Prime shoots and misses
and Zoidberg counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Prime throws a combination that misses
and Zoidberg counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Prime!
Zoidberg lands some shots froms side control.
Zoidberg working the ground and pound.
Prime manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Prime is pressing down on Zoidberg's thigh, looking to free his foot. Zoidberg is holding on for now.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg is trying to control but can't.
Zoidberg manages to get to full guard.
Zoidberg has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Prime can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Prime slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Zoidberg looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Prime passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Prime landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
You can see the frustration on Zoidberg's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Zoidberg is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Prime wants to control but Zoidberg is keeping him busy.
Prime is putting a hurting on Zoidberg here, landing some big shots from side control.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
Zoidberg gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Zoidberg wants to control but Prime is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Prime winds up and cracks Zoidberg with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Zoidberg is looking for a sweep. Prime is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Zoidberg makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Zoidberg.
Prime working some strikes from top position.
Prime pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Zoidberg is keeping the position for now.
Prime loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zoidberg looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Prime landing some decent shots from guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Zoidberg wants to sweep but no luck.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Prime scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Prime postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Prime cracks Zoidberg with a solid left hand.
Zoidberg looking for a sweep. Not yet Zoidberg, not yet.
Prime trying to control the position from guard on top but Zoidberg is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Prime wants to pass the guard but Zoidberg is keeping the position.
Zoidberg tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Prime content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Prime throws an elbow that misses. Zoidberg uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Prime's guard. Nice move by Zoidberg!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Prime throws some sloppy strikes off his back.
Zoidberg preventing the sweep.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Prime is on top in guard.
Prime slips nicely into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Dr John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Zoidberg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Prime cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dr John Zoidberg is winning the standup battle so far.
Zoidberg catches Prime with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Prime lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Prime dives in for a single leg takedown but Zoidberg sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Zoidberg showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Prime.
Zoidberg is looking to counter punch.
Zoidberg pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Prime staying out of range there.
Zoidberg cracks Prime with a good jab.
Zoidberg throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zoidberg throws a solid leg kick but Prime takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Zoidberg.
Zoidberg ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The crowd cheers as Zoidberg lands an impressive looking overhand right. Prime doesn't seem phased though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Prime cracks Zoidberg with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Prime has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Zoidberg to stand back up!
Zoidberg is rocked!
Prime jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Oh Zoidberg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Prime displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Zoidberg throws out the jab.
Prime lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Zoidberg is looking to close the distance but Prime sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Zoidberg crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Zoidberg is OK because that was naaaaaasty!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Optimus Prime!
After the big win, Optimus Prime made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Mystic Clothing and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
62% |
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