PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Mom Cheating (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Smash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom Cheating could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Hulk Smash's chin.

Cheating
vs
Smash

173 cm
20
142 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

173 cm
20
142 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Mom Cheating!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hulk Smash!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smash throws a body shot but no joy.
Smash scores with a jab to the head.
Smash throws the kick towards the body but Cheating avoids it.
Smash cracks Cheating with a right hand to the side of the head.
Smash takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cheating fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Smash throws a body punch but Cheating moves out of range.
Cheating lands with a shot to the body.
Smash ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cheating moves away.
Cheating throws a lazy uppercut
and Smash cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cheating scores with a one two! Smash had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cheating throws a hook to the side of Smash's head but Smash sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Smash is looking to chop away at Cheating's legs.
Cheating was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice shot by Cheating.

Smash is rocked!
Smash uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cheating.
Cheating takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Smash avoids the body shot from Cheating.
Smash moves out of range as Cheating strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheating misses with a hook.
Cheating cracks Smash with an open hand slap.
Smash is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheating finish him?
Cheating cracks Smash with a big right hand that sees him stumbling back against the cage! Smash falls to his knees and Cheating doesn't need a second invitatation - he rushes in and fires off several unanswered shots that force the referee to stop the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mom Cheating!
A very excited looking Mom Cheating made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.