PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Porridge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedro Souza (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Porridge might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Public Image. The key to victory for Rectal Porridge has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Porridge
vs
Souza

170 cm
23
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

168 cm
21
142 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rectal Porridge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Pedro Souza!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Saam Ante and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Porridge shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Souza is trying to defend but Porridge finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Porridge trying to mount his opponent but Souza defends it.
Porridge wants to lay and pray for a moment but Souza keeps working.
Porridge is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Porridge is trying to control. Souza wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.

Souza is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Porridge pulls his head out easily.
Porridge passes the guard and advances to mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Porridge is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Souza has managed to escape the submission attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Souza has given up his back here. Will Porridge look for the submission or keep pounding away?

Porridge tightening his grip on Souza, looking for the choke.

Porridge working for a choke but Souza is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Porridge tightening his grip on Souza, looking for the choke.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Porridge tightening his grip on Souza, looking for the choke.
Porridge trying to control momentarily.
Souza rolls, trying to escape but Porridge keeps control of the position.

Porridge has his arm under Souza's chin here. Game over son! Porridge squeezes tightly and Souza is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Rectal Porridge!
After winning the bout, Rectal Porridge thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.