PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bert Starius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colonel Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cheese has chosen It's Carnage ... as his entrance music. Bert Starius could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Colonel Cheese's chin.

Starius
vs
Cheese

180 cm
27
230 lbs
8 - 7 - 0

198 cm
19
290 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bert Starius!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Colonel Cheese!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Starius works Cheese's body with a nice hook.
Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cheese misses with a body punch
enabling Starius to counter with a crisp jab.

It looks like Colonel Cheese has been cut.

Starius gets tackled into the cage by Cheese. Cheese maintains the clinch.
Cheese tries to throw a body punch but Starius avoids it by throwing Cheese back against the cage.
Cheese misses with a punch to the body.
Starius lands a shot to the body.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese misses with a body punch.
Cheese working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cheese tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius lands a shot to the body.
Cheese swings wildly with an uppercut but Starius uses good head movement to avoid it.
Starius lands a body punch in the clinch.
Starius doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Starius prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Starius can't find room to land a body shot as Cheese controls the action.
Cheese fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a right hand that snaps the head of Starius backwards.
Cheese has a couple of punches blocked by Starius.
Starius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese slowing the pace effectively.
Cheese throws an elbow but it misses.
Starius is looking to control Cheese's arms but Cheese gets an underhook and turns him. Now Starius has his back to the cage.
Cheese prevents a body shot from Starius.
Cheese lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Starius.
Cheese throws a head punch that misses.
Cheese leaning his opponent against the cage.
Starius lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese lands a shot to the body.
Cheese works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Cheese throws a head punch that misses.
Cheese doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Starius has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Starius slowing the pace effectively.
Cheese throws a head punch that misses.
Cheese misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cheese lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Starius.
A short right from Cheese.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cheese softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cheese leaning against his opponent.
Cheese digs a right hand into Starius's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Starius's gas tank.
Cheese working aggressively here.
Starius blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Starius blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese can't find room to land a body shot as Starius controls the action.
Starius prevents a body shot from Cheese.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Starius misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Starius.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Starius working hard to break the clinch.
Starius can't find room to land a body shot as Cheese controls the action.
Cheese looking to slow down the pace here.

Starius breaks from the clinch.
Cheese moves forwards but Starius connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Cheese closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Cheese misses with the head strike.
Starius struggles to land a body shot inside as Cheese controls his hands.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cheese creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Cheese throws a punch but it's blocked by Starius.
Cheese misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cheese tries a body shot but Starius blocks it.
Starius goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cheese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Starius working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Starius lands with a right to the head.

Cheese is rocked!
Starius creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Cheese's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Cheese drops to his knees and Starius pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bert Starius!
A relieved looking Bert Starius thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
The defeated Colonel Cheese had this to say: 'I'm a project - come back in a few months and i'll knock your ass the fuck out!'.