PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andre Massena (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arse Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Arse Face is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Massena
vs
Face

196 cm
21
231 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
30
260 lbs
0 - 12 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andre Massena!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Arse Face!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Jonathan Paton and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Massena dips to his left and cracks Face with an uppercut!
Massena swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Massena lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Arse Face has been cut.
Massena throws a body shot but no joy.
No luck for Face with that takedown attempt.
Face gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Massena.
Massena getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

Massena lands a big head kick that sends Face tumbling to the mat! Massena takes a step backwards and waves Face back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Face is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Massena slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Face is still on wobbly legs! Can Massena finish him?
Massena fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Face on the side of the head.

Massena has managed to clinch.
Face seems to have recovered his senses.
Massena lands a shoulder strike.
Massena lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Face takes a shot to the head.
Face's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice right hand lands inside from Massena.
Face missing with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Massena pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Face blocks a head kick by Massena.

Massena moves into the clinch.

Massena's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Massena lunges at Face with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Face's hand.
Massena gets in close and tags Face with a short punch that almost sends Face to the mat! Oh Face is in big trouble! He turns his back on Massena, trying to create some distance but Massena rushes him, striking wildly and Face goes down! The referee tackles Massena into the cage to end the fight! Massena is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Andre Massena!
A relieved looking Andre Massena thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.