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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Complex (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bad Idea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Complex kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Johnny Cash-When the Man Comes Around. Idea has chosen Boss of All Bosses as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
34 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Napoleon Complex!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
37 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bad Idea!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idea throws an off balance right hand
and Complex counters with a nice body shot.
Complex looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Idea misses with an uppercut
and Complex counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Complex thumps Idea with a low kick.
Complex lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Idea at a distance.
Complex scores with a jab.
Idea moves out of range of the body kick from Complex.
Complex misses with a body kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Complex.
Complex looks to land a body kick but Idea moved away.
Idea unleashes a big counter combination but Complex bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Idea takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Complex bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Complex throws a lazy uppercut
and Idea counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Idea throws a series of strikes that have Complex backpedaling.
Complex misses with a leg kick
and Idea counters with a nice body shot.
Complex lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Complex throws a leg kick which misses Idea's front leg but catches the back leg as Idea tries to avoid it.
A low kick from Complex is predictable there
letting Idea counter with a right hand.
Complex misses with a low kick.
Complex lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Complex motions for Idea to come forward. Complex throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Idea chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Complex can pounce on him.
Complex waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Idea.
Idea misses with a hook. Complex ducked under it nicely.
Idea thows a left - swing and a miss!
Complex fires out a quick counter leg kick but Idea just manages to avoid it.
Complex misses with a head kick.
Complex swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Complex.
A big right from Idea misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Complex moves out of range as Idea strikes.
Complex thuds his shin into the meat of Idea's side.
Idea falls off balance throwing a combination
and Idea takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Idea slips under a jab from Complex.
Idea throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Complex on the side of the head.
Idea tests Complex's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Complex throws out a leg kick but Idea moves out of range and Complex only half commits.
Idea takes one to the chin there.
Idea looks to land a right hand but Complex moved out of range.
Good leg kick by Complex there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Complex missing with a left hand there. Idea was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Idea on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A left and a right from Complex both land. Nice combination.
Complex tried to score with a low kick but Idea checks it.
A lazy body kick from Complex
and Idea counters with an inside leg kick.
Complex avoids the body shot from Idea.
A decent looking cross lands there for Complex.
Idea throws a hook but Complex avoids it easily.
Complex throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Idea sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Complex lands a jab to Idea's midsection.
Complex jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Idea lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Complex throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Idea swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Idea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idea is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idea connects with a good right hand that stumbles Complex. Complex circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Idea tenderised Complex's leg. Complex is trying to keep his angry face on.
Complex ducks under a wild hook from Idea.
Complex lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Idea lands an overhand right.
Idea moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Complex throws a chopping leg kick but Idea manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Complex connects with an inside leg kick.
Complex swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Complex is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Complex throws the kick towards the body but Idea avoids it.
Idea looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Complex will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Complex dodges the punch combination from Idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Complex dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Idea looks to throw the jab but Complex is out of range.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Idea checks a leg kick.
Complex blocks a jab.
Idea connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Idea takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
A nice side step and Idea releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Complex with a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Complex.
Complex keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Idea.
Napoleon Complex seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Complex misses with a hook
and Idea connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Idea misses with a left hand
and Complex connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Idea throws a leg kick but Complex sees it coming and moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Complex misses its target.
Idea throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Complex avoids a kick to the body.
It appears Complex was looking to counter with a kick there.
Idea throws a right hand that misses
and Complex makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Complex throws a sloppy head kick and Idea moves out of range easily.
Complex throws a lazy right hand but Idea sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Idea might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Complex has got the better of the exchanges.
Idea takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Idea with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Complex to score with a decent uppercut.
Complex with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Idea throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Complex stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Idea throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Complex connects with an inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Complex.
Complex misses with a leg kick.
Complex is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Idea can do to turn this around?
Idea throws a jab when Complex was well out of range.
Complex throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
A jab from Complex finds it's way through Idea's defenses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idea scores with a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Complex, as that shot connected.
Idea throws a sloppy head kick and Complex moves out of range easily.
Complex feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Idea ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Complex moves away.
A quick step to the side and Complex tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Complex, as that shot connected.
Napoleon Complex is winning the standup battle so far.
Complex throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Idea fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Complex is out of range.
Idea chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Complex can pounce on him.
Complex steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Idea.
Complex does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Idea changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Idea connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Complex's hands.
Idea uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from Idea misses.
Complex throws a hook but Idea avoids it easily.
Complex takes a swing at Idea's ribcage but misses.
Complex misses the jab.
As Complex backs off Idea throws a huge counter combo but Complex manages to avoid it all.
Complex connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Complex with a jab.
Idea lands a jab to the nose.
Idea moves out of range of the body kick.
Complex bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
It looked like Complex wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Complex connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Idea keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Idea misses with an uppercut
and Complex counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Idea misses with a hook
and Complex counters with a nice body shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Idea misses the shot to the body.
Idea lunges at Complex with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Complex's hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Complex manages to avoid it.
Idea on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Complex misses with a body shot.
Idea looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Complex misses the body punch
and Idea counters with a nice uppercut.
Idea waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Complex.
Idea bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Complex's head backwards.
Idea's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Complex displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Idea throws out the jab.
Complex walks into a left hand.
Complex swings away with a body shot that misses
and Idea counters with a stiff right hand.
That kick from Complex tenderised Idea's leg. Idea is trying to keep his angry face on.
Idea throws an overhand right that lands on Complex's shoulder, as Complex tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Napoleon Complex will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A lazy left from Complex finds it's target.
Idea scores with a hook.
Idea has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Complex.
Complex dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idea fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Complex thinks about countering with a head kick.
Idea misses with a looping right.
Idea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Complex.
Idea misses with a jab to the body
and Complex connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Idea waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Complex.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Complex keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Complex half committed to a counter leg kick.
Complex swings away with a body shot that misses
and Idea counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Complex thinking.
Complex pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Complex lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Idea throws the left hand but Complex avoids the punch easily.
Complex throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Complex throws a leg kick
and Idea counters with a straight right hand.
Complex turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Idea checks a leg kick nicely.
Complex is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Idea.
Idea pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Idea misses the jab.
Complex connects with an inside leg kick.
Idea misses the shot to the body.
Complex tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A swing and a miss from Complex.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idea avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Complex shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Idea as he jumps to the side.
Idea tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Complex ducks under a wild hook from Idea.
Idea scores with a jab. Complex acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Complex looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Idea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Idea ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Idea changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Idea uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Complex.
Complex swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Complex cracks Idea with a good jab.
Complex throws a solid leg kick but Idea takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Complex.
A little jabbing left from Idea on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Idea with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Complex to score with a decent uppercut.
Complex misses with a low kick.
Complex misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Idea looks to land a left hand but Complex moved out of range nicely.
Complex is looking for a counter combo.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Complex lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Idea has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Idea and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Complex takes one on the button.
A swing and a miss from Idea.
It looked like Complex wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Idea just misses with a punch to the body.
Idea throws a right hand that misses
and Idea takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Idea moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Idea checks a low kick from Complex.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Complex looks to throw the jab but Idea is out of range.
Idea sizes up Complex with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Idea has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The fighters circle momentarily. Complex darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Complex uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Idea.
Idea is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Complex.
Idea misses with a looping right.
Complex appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Complex fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Complex lands a lovely overhand right.
Idea connects with an inside leg kick.
Idea thows a left - swing and a miss!
Complex has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Complex there as he acknowledges the shot.
Idea checks the leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Idea! But no joy.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Napoleon Complex clearly takes that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Idea misses the jab.
Idea throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Complex slips a straight right by Idea.
Complex misses with a looping left.
Idea looks to score with a jab to the body but Complex is just out of range.
Complex tries a head kick but it misses.
Complex throws a wild body kick that Idea sees coming a mile off.
Idea moves out of range of the body kick from Complex.
Complex swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Idea looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice defenses there by Idea.
Idea throws a shot from downtown. Complex moves away and avoids it.
Idea needs to keep his hands up - Complex had a free shot at his head there.
Idea tries to bum rush Complex with a series of wild strikes but Complex uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Complex throws a leg kick that is checked
and Idea counters with a left and a right that stings Complex.
Idea looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Idea takes a jab right on the kisser.
Idea takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Idea walks into a straight right hand from Complex.
Complex throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Complex paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Idea throws a nice looking combination but Complex bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Idea moves out of range as Complex strikes.
A shot to the body from Complex misses
and Idea counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The crowd cheers as Complex lands an impressive looking overhand right. Idea doesn't seem phased though.
A jab from Complex does it's job there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Complex cracks Idea with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Complex fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Idea has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Complex takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Idea throws out a powerful jab.
A low kick from Complex misses
and Idea counters with a nice kick to the body.
Idea throws a wild body kick that Complex sees coming a mile off.
Idea works the jab nicely.
Complex scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Idea doesn't seem bothered though.
Idea takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Idea is rocked!
Idea lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Idea is still on wobbly legs! Can Complex finish him?
A jab from Idea finds it's way through Complex's defenses.
Complex is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idea throws a monster overhand right that drops Complex! Idea follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bad Idea!
Bad Idea is the new bantamweight champion!
Bad Idea very nearly forgot to thank Sun-Tzu amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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